Alison Arkin

My primary goal is peace.

@japan_nobunaga Perhaps you could buy realistic bear costumes for the foreigners?

A bear wanders near a Japanese town. Town hall: "Cull it." BANG. Done. 0.2 seconds. Appeal? None. Lawyer? Nope. Bear's human rights? Lol. Meanwhile: foreign nationals with a FINAL deportation order — lost the trial, lost the appeal, lost the appeal-of-the-appeal, every legal avenue exhausted — "Leave? Nah." …and they're still here. 3,122 of them. Hold on. That's better treatment than the BEAR? Bear: zero paperwork, instant BANG. Guy who lost every single court case: full paperwork, a gentle five-year plan. And the government's shiny new policy? Guess. "We will… reduce the deportation-refusers… by half… by 2030." HALF?! 2030?! Oi oi oi oi oi. Not "send back everyone who lost in court" — HALF of them, over FIVE YEARS. The bear is already a rug in someone's hallway, my guy. Who is running immigration here? The agency? Or a sloth on a nap break? Dangling off a branch — "fnghhh… deportations… in the next life… zzz" *plop* (falls off) "oh, I'm up. eh, 2030's fine" fnghhh… Speed of light for a bear, slower than a tortoise for a human. Supposed to be a nation of laws, but a "final court ruling" here is worth less than toilet paper. Less — at least the paper does something. Honest question: in a country that can't enforce a "get out" order confirmed all the way up the courts — which of the other rules am I meant to believe gets taken seriously?

@poojeetstreet @OrderOfThePoo bollywood’s least homoerotic film

He’s back again to get your gaarlfriend

@lumactire @thelaymanstake I hope you learn to keep quiet before sympathizing with invaders becomes a kickable offense, moron

@thelaymanstake Punches were well deserved, the kick was uncalled for. You don’t kick a man when he is down.

@octal For most young people, it’s about protecting their homeland’s culture. They believe their country’s economy should empower its young, native population to build a family and future, even if importing infinite foreigners technically better serves the GDP.

How much of the anti-migrant backlash in Europe over the next decade will spill over into deterring economically productive/desirable immigrants as well? Mobs aren’t exactly known for being precise or accurate.

@ArtDuggy the transformative power of rhinoplasty

Holy cow this looks so much better

@gnitnaZ Same. Him hiring Mike Pompeo for CIA was the first crack I noticed. By April when he bombed Syria I was fully disillusioned

I used to support Donald Trump during the election in 2016 but then he bombed Syria for Israel.

@JackFlint117508 @HollyGrayle A jar of pineapple spears mixed with green kool-aid

@HollyGrayle What is that she's eating? Pickles?

I think this is the worst so far 🫪

@ArtDuggy If it makes you feel better, dreams are kinda the same thing as AI slop

my dad watching AI slop ahhHHHHHHHHHH

@japan_nobunaga It’s loud, hot, stinky, and full of old people.

@Cronikeys Florida is your pick. What particular aspects of that state make it one you'd rather not live in?

To anyone scrolling this Name one state you'd never live in ※No scrolling past

@japan_nobunaga no toppings, just cheese

To anyone this post reaches Drop your hill-to-die-on pizza topping ※No scrolling past

@japan_nobunaga Cinnamon Toast Crunch

To anyone this post lands on Tell me your favorite cereal growing up ※No scrolling past

@desni3_7 @ImperiumFirst Same reason they buy teams. There’s a financial layer on top of n-word ball that’s completely inaccessible to the goyim.

@ImperiumFirst But why are *they* going to the goyball?

Nigga eatin cheese pizza with Howard Lutnick

@poojeetstreet I half expected a train to fall on them ngl

Indian men enjoying a shower under the waterfall. Until…….

@bizlet7 Ehh.. sounds like cope to me

Looks worse. The first one has way more character to it. Second one is much more generic. It's better to have slight flaws than try to look like human AI.

@MurphMixer_X @i_zzzzzz film isn’t text

@i_zzzzzz I HATE IT when writers put the subtext in their action lines.

Finally reading the Colin Trevorrow script for episode IX… no one told me about “He lost the star wars”

@ArtDuggy I heard zyklon b is a “final solution.” Maybe that’s what you need?

Why’s it called a “cleaning solution” if it just gets dirty again

@umhamsterlammy Adding a little bit of salt has been a game-changer for my caffeinated bean juice experience

I think I figured out how to get a good espresso from the better quality beans. couple of sips in, best one yet. acidity and bitterness is balanced. full flavour. I'm this kind of guy now apparently

@bizlet7 The United States currently offers a free ticket and $2600 to any illegal willing to “self-deport” Unsurprisingly, nobody is actually doing it

Is there a way to make their dream become a reality? I’d be okay with a massive budget to give out government paid one way tickets to foreign nations of their choice.

@ArtDuggy The ratio is probably most important

when nutritionist lady set those for my carbs and fat idk if that means im supposed to have that much or if its the upper limit

neat