Sim Crowther 🏂🇺🇦🇫🇷🇨🇭🇦🇹🇮🇹

Happy place. Happy place. Happy place.

Time to jack it in with X I think.

my brain at 3am:

Trump with a straight face: Denmark can't claim Greenland just because "they had a boat land there 500 years ago"

“My plan is to smash the establishment by recruiting millionaire ex-Tories who used MPs’ expenses to heat their stables.”

God I miss Twitter. Space Moron turned this place to shit! 😔

Britain is “broken”, says a former Conservative Chancellor - before joining a party made up almost entirely of the people who broke it. 🤡

Is that all?

Karoline Leavitt has absolutely sold her soul to the devil. There are so many awful awful people in that American administration. It's almost impossible to believe.

@JDIrwinbooks Factual

Nadhim Zahawi is the perfect illustration of Plato's idea, 'Only those who do not seek power are qualified to hold it'. Yes, he's an arsehole. #Zahawi #Arsehole

Reform is not a serious party. It's just an unfunny clown show with more and more clowns joining the company. Zahawi just the latest.

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In other news, some little shit stole me car last night. Hope they enjoy the broken air con, the wobbly wheels and the 90,000 miles. Dik Ed.

No teacher needed a report to tell them that extended screen time for the under 5s damages language and empathy.

I don't want a penny more of my taxes going into this batshit traitor's retirement fund.

@MAGACult2 @KenKenph59 Albert Speer built a ballroom over a bunker for Hitler. Just saying.

Trump Isn't Building a Ballroom "When Trump announced a $300 million ballroom at the White House, something went off in my brain." This is the most comprehensive research I’ve seen on what’s really built in place of the East Wing thedreydossier.substack.com/p/trump-isnt-b…

And ice cubes! Legends.

A new little corner shop has opened across the road from my house. They have wine in a fridge, crisps, coffee, pastries and paracetamol. Nothing wrong with a 5 minute neighbourhood. Nothing.

I mean THAT'S not happening!

Factual