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>pointless war in the middle east
>economy is in shambles
>tiger woods is in the news on some bullshit
Welcome back late 2000s
TMZ@TMZ
🚨 BREAKING: Tiger Woods has been arrested for DUI after his rollover crash in Florida. Details: tmz.me/qY0U3uc
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See what happens when companies like @Delta and @TMZ lean into the power they have. Delta snatched them perks and tmz said -bet, let’s shame them all together and send in them pics. Now them votes shifted.
Pop Base@PopBase
The U.S. Senate has unanimously voted to fund most of the Department of Homeland Security. This includes TSA, FEMA and the Coast Guard. Funding for ICE and CBP is not included. The bill now goes to the U.S. House of Representatives.
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recent but a true all timer

Pop Crave@PopCrave
In honor of Twitter’s 20th anniversary, what’s your favorite tweet of all time?
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The time honored capitalistic trend of gradually making your product shittier and shittier until you can debut the original as a new product
New York Post@nypost
Pop-Tarts creates 'Super Stuffed' pastries with 50% more filling after years of customer demand: 'Drooling over this' trib.al/hauzCbN
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for breakfast we do something cool like have a cigarette and like a bar of chocolate then we go for work for one half hour two half hour then we go for lunch and lunch is usually yknow something cool like a cigarette and two three bottle of red wine and like a bowl of heavy cream
гён🩺@asymptomatyc
my gay ass breakfast is an icecream and chocolate flavored marlboros
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