Cryptid Politics

Marco Rubio is much funnier than JD Vance: “I remember when we decided to run for VP, I said 'Honey, I really want to have a fourth kid.' & she said ‘Well, you can become VP or you can have a fourth baby.’ But…I am persuasive, because I got both!”

JD Vance is reportedly considering not running for President in 2028. He clearly knows that Marco Rubio and Ron DeSantis are going to be too strong to handle in a primary.

Ron DeSantis’ son Mason is a certified golf STAR! Looking forward to Mason and Charlie Woods battling it out for green jackets at The Masters in a few years.

🔥President Trump lowers the BOOM! Q: "Why didn't you tell U.S. allies…about the war before attacking Iran?" President Trump: "We wanted surprise. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?”🔥

Pete Hegseth on the Pentagon’s request for $200 billion for the Iran conflict: "It takes money to kill bad guys." We could have just given this money to Americans and we’d be better off. I thought this was supposed to be a quick, surgical operation.

@ShamsCharania @EmperorJayLay7 Cade Cunningham is one of my favorite players. Hope he is back and ready to go for the playoffs.

Just in: Detroit Pistons star Cade Cunningham has been diagnosed with a collapsed lung and is expected to miss an extended period of time, sources tell ESPN.

As we head into MLB season I figured it was a good time to remind everyone why Shohei Ohtani is my favorite baseball player. He has great chemistry with President Trump.

Leave it to alpha male Ron DeSantis to help get rid of AI slop on X. 💪 Boss move.

@nikitabier Spam is bad food + bad social media activity.

The financial incentive to spam on X will decline enormously over the next 30 days and soon be negative.

JD Vance watches the future 2028 GOP nominee Marco Rubio give a masterclass on Cuba: “Cuba’s economy doesn’t work. It has survived on subsidies from the Soviet Union and now from Venezuela. They don’t get subsidies anymore so they’re in a lot of trouble.” Yep, Cuba going down.

Love the way Rubio explains this: "There was absolutely an imminent threat.” "We knew that if Iran was attacked—and we believe that they would be attacked—that they would immediately come after us, and we were not going to sit there and absorb a blow.”

Marco Rubio is an unstoppable force for 2028. Coronating Vance over him would be a fool’s errand.

Marco Rubio’s 2028 stock is SOARING according to CNN: "Marco Rubio is HOT, HOT, HOT like a summer heat wave." "He was just at 7% six months ago. Hello. Up like a ROCKET. 27% chance now." Let’s go!

Flashback to Marco Rubio’s son Anthony scoring his first career touchdown for the Florida Gators. Marco is a great father with top-notch offspring.

Marco Rubio is smart, savvy, and has just the kind of thinking we are looking for in good 2028 candidates: HOST: "Can you name ANY concessions Putin made?" RUBIO: "I wouldn't name them on your program! Why would I do that?"🔥

I continue to be much more impressed with Marco Rubio than I ever have been with JD Vance.

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Secretary of State Marco Rubio is much more impressive than JD Vance and would make a much better 2028 nominee than Vance. Can we all agree on this?

🔥Momentum is clearly building for Rubio 2028 as everyone including the President seems to recognize the strength behind his potential candidacy. Rubio is in a different league than Vance. He and DeSantis are the strongest fits to be our 2028 nominee.

Here is Marco Rubio expertly laying out why Iran wants to k*ll President Trump: “The only thing they care about more than being the most powerful country in the Middle East is regime survival.” “I think Donald Trump is a threat to that.”

One of my favorite Marco Rubio quotes of all-time: “I get it. We all want something on Venezuela instantly, but this isn’t a frozen dinner you put in a microwave & in 2.5 mins it comes out ready to eat. These are complex things.” 😂 EPIC.