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@Everton are allergic to success.

There has only been one coach in my lifetime that's ever led a team to the Final Four and then taken another coaching job the next week. Who was that coach? Roy Williams. He left Kansas for North Carolina in 2003 after taking the Jayhawks to the title game.

"If Batman doesn't turn himself in in 24 hours, Gotham burns!"

The maximum number of times Sky Sports can pick a team for Friday or Monday night broadcasts is 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀 📺 Four Premier League teams have breached this limit across the campaign 👇

If your favorite college football team is different from your favorite college basketball team, nobody respects you.

@StarCraft @esportstarcraft Too many to count. This game changed my life. Probably IMMvP winning over and over again while playing with his mouth open 😂.

March 31, 1998...what is your favorite memory from StarCraft's first 28 years? 🎉

Deep fried Mars bars with whiskey custard at Everton FC for Scotland v Ivory Coast (@Everton @EvertonStadium) 💷 £7.50

StarCraft released 28 years ago today!

NEW: Everton posted an £8.6m loss in 2024-25 Significantly lower than the previous £53m, but new figures do include the £49m sale of the women's team to TFG-owned Roundhouse Capital Record turnover of £196.7m in Goodison's final season More to follow @TheAthleticFC...

Newcastle United at risk of hefty fine for UEFA financial rules breach - UEFA won't accept £133m 'profit' from selling stadium to sister company. thetimes.com/sport/football…

🚨💣 BREAKING: Tottenham agree deal to appoint Roberto De Zerbi as new head coach, here we go! Story revealed yesterday now confirmed as De Zerbi has accepted #THFC job with IMMEDIATE effect. Five year deal set to be signed as De Zerbi decides to accept this challenge.

Orcs were created as demonic entities. Twisted and misshapen in their dedication to evil, wholly without good, bent to the service of evil itself…the left can’t help but to side with and identify with them Leftists would rather identify with orcs than avoid subverting a tale of good ultimately triumphing over evil

Just don’t see how people view Boozer as a better NBA prospect than Caleb Wilson.

Realizing you forgot to take the meat out of the freezer and you hear her car pull into the driveway

Igor Tudor leaves Tottenham with the lowest win rate of any ‘Big Six’ manager in Premier League history. 😳❌ THREAD

If you’re working on your taxes this week don’t forget to report your income from illegal activities and stolen property

🚨 BREAKING: Roberto De Zerbi is now close to an agreement with Spurs following a breakthrough in talks. Five-year contract on offer. De Zerbi had told Spurs last week he wanted to wait until summer, but a lucrative long-term deal has made him open to taking the job now. 🤝 @alex_crook

@DukeMBB How’d that work out?

14-0 RUN ⛽️ (40th "kill shot" of the year)

#1 seeds: 134-0 when up by 15+ points at half… UNTIL THIS GAME 💀💀

Duke fans right now