Justin

THE CUP IS COMING BACK TO RALEIGH!!!

CANES!!!

One of the most incredible aspects of the World Cup in the United States is what we DIDN’T have to do to prepare for it. Qatar built multiple brand new stadiums, a metro system, roads, hotels, and entire districts. South Africa built new stadiums, parking, etc. Brazil spent billions on stadium and transit projects. Russia built and rebuilt venues across the country. Meanwhile, the U.S. was like: “We’re good.” Like, we modified the playing surface in some stadiums and that was it. The sport venue infrastructure in the US mogs every other country on earth and it’s not even close.

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How to watch the World Cup:

@priv_matt3 34 + 35 by Ariana Grande

I’ve seen enough. Curaçao wins the World Cup 🇨🇼

Americans have really become desensitized to how good they have it. During my summer internship in Germany in 2018, I learned that the hard way. If you forgot to buy groceries on Saturday, you were out of luck, everything shut down on Sundays, so you’d go hungry until Monday. Even during the week, if you left work a little late and missed the 8 p.m. cutoff, every grocery store in town was already closed. On top of that, the food in the small town where I lived (Saarbrücken) was pretty terrible. After that experience, I moved to the U.S. for grad school and I was genuinely mind-blown. The abundance, convenience, and quality of everything felt almost unreal by comparison.

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I'm seeing my feed flooded with posts about Europeans realizing that they were lied to about America. The consensus of their posts is that America is safer, more prosperous, and more welcoming than they were told. This might be the most powerful effect of the World Cup.

I’m starting to think America’s biggest strength is mindset. There’s this constant belief that bigger is better and anything is possible. You can feel it everywhere.

@r_stwrt_ It’s 5 o’clock somewhere

I can’t tell if I’m drinking early or late..

The Europeans are worshiping MetLife Stadium

I don’t know man, it sure seems like this World Cup has been an absolutely massive success after some very angry Europeans complained about nothing for a few weeks

“Yo bro you gotta trust Micheal Whatley he can fundraise well, he just needs to get his name recognition up. Don’t worry it will be tilt d by November.”

< Becomes Mayor < Balances the budget < Lowers rent, groceries, cost of living < Knicks win first championship in over 53-year years

Our democracy’s strongest soldiers 🫡

.@KarlTowns IS AN NBA CHAMPION 😼🏆

Why not US?

@r_stwrt_ SCOTLAND!!!

WE LEAD AT THE WORLD CUP SOMEONE PINCH ME