Doctor, M.D.

( #parodytwt #rptwt #promotwt #animalhospitalanomaly ) Hello, Twitter app. ☺️ One of my lovely interns recommended that I join this website. I am eager to make friends and share news of my daily life 😊😊 patientportal.straw.page

@sikeologistt Sometimes it feels like you’re the only other intelligent one in the building. All jokes! ☺️ I do appreciate your company, though. It’s nice to know someone else in the hospital understands self-care, to an extent.

(( i too want to be included ))

@sikeologistt Could they at least ask me to dinner first in that case? 😅

@D0ctors0ffice They want you.

Can someone explain why patients keep asking me to tickle them?

(( hi send gimmik )) patientportal.straw.page

@DrDeerHarlow At least we have one thing we can agree on… I guess.

@D0ctors0ffice FINALLY. Something worth agreeing with.

Nothing better than #HealingMyPatients… 💊 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay

@DrDeerHarlow @SecretAgentA2 Dr. Harlow, you are… making me lose my patience. 😑 Please just… stop… talking.

@D0ctors0ffice @SecretAgentA2 ......Whatever happened to your ears?

I really wish the interns would stop referring to me as “chopped” and “unc”. What does it mean?!?!?!

(( i too am in this episode… i don’t see dr. harlow and doctor as related whatsoever btw ))

@DrDeerHarlow @SecretAgentA2 You are very rude for a doctor. Has anybody ever told you that? Whatever happened to bedside manner?

@D0ctors0ffice @SecretAgentA2 Nope.. "chopped". Sorry.

@untoasted_priv No, no, doctor’s orders. I’ll give you a check-up after today’s shift. I’m scheduling it with the secretary as we speak!

@D0ctors0ffice That wouldn't be neccesary, dear.

@untoasted_priv Even then… a small break could be a great help. One of these days, I should take your blood pressure.

@SecretAgentA2 @DrDeerHarlow ?! I am NOT chopped! Far from it, in fact! 😑

@D0ctors0ffice @DrDeerHarlow Doctor you cannot lie to yourself. You are "chopped"

@HeadNurse220 I admire your dedication to your job, but I feel the need to remind you to take care of yourself once in a while…

@untoasted_priv You need a vacation badly, I can tell. ☹️ I could never be a surgeon. I don’t know how you do it!

@sikeologistt I’ve been trying to tell my patients for years that excessive caffeine is awful for their heart health! 😑 Nobody ever listens.

Hot Psychology Take 👀🔥: STOP DRINKING COFFEE ITS SO BAD FOR YOU IM SO FUCKING ANGRY OH MY HOD OH MY GOD IT MAKES IT SO MUCH WORSE STOP STOPNSTOP DTOP Follow for more! ☺️

@DrDeerHarlow I respect you. You’re… very respectable. I don’t have much else to say, frankly.

@greeninterny You’re… an interesting intern to mentor. I’ll leave it at that. ☺️

@DrDeerHarlow There are at least five people who think I’m more than “decent looking”, Dr. Harlow. 😑 I don’t need this flack from you, anyways. Don’t you have a job to be doing?

@D0ctors0ffice ......Ehhh... Id say you're... Decent. Looking.

@DrDeerHarlow 😢?!?!? I understood the old part but … I feel like I’m very handsome!

@D0ctors0ffice They're saying you're Old and Ugly.. goodness.

@sikeologistt (( 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭i feel him ))

// I asked my nine year old cousin if he's played Animal Hospital and his immediate response was, "Yeah, I bought the gun. I wanted to shoot the patients, but it wouldn't let me."

@SecretAgentAH I’ve known you for a long time, and I’m glad we’ve been close through thick and thin. ☺️ It would be nice to see you relax once in a while, though… Keep yourself out of trouble!