The DCAP
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The DCAP
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twitter handle is just The DCAP in reverse.




Petition to forfeit the rest of the Red Sox season. I’d rather watch literally anything other than this boring ass, offensively inept dogshit baseball team. Please free me from this prison-like hellscape.



Yall gonna miss Nicky Smokes once I pivot to Charlie Smokes on Monday. But it is what it is. Can’t wait to settle down and start my family.



BREAKING: The FBI says it thwarted a drone attack targeting Sunday's UFC Freedom 250 event on the White House South Lawn. Five suspects are in custody after allegedly plotting a multi-phase terror attack that involved using explosive-laden drones to strike buildings near the event, sparking mass panic and driving the fleeing crowd toward a sniper team poised to pick them off.























