D Cap’n (TWC)

Aurum in pace. Ferrum in bello.

@mouthy_mom_ There was a big stack of them at the local Costco today.

I have acquired a very rare artifact

Road Hogs keep on TRUCKIN' 🔥 » 4 straight series wins in CoMo » 3 SEC road series wins in 2026

We'll be taking that W with us

@Steal_MySoul I don't need to spend all day looking for it; I know exactly where it is. I also know where the G-spot and C-spot are. Now, where my golf ball went, no idea.

You know the difference between a clitoris and a golf ball? Men will spend all day looking for a golf ball.

@MarindaVannoy1 One, he has a murse or man bag.

Can someone please explain to me why this man ran and hid behind a wall while his girlfriend was fighting off a knife wielding maniac who was trying to rob her? If you raise a feminine man, you’ve failed as a parent.

🗣️ STEWWWWW!

@RiderofWolves Luckily, I'm a night owl.

@DCap_n Stay safe. This night shit is getting out of control

The storms that hit Enid Oklahoma will be my way in a few hours. I pray that they weaken tremendously before doing so.

450 FOOT GO-AHEAD BOMB BY STEW!

@bluesybella2 I'm thinking of visiting there later this year myself. I'm looking at the Nicoya peninsula. Where are you thinking of visiting?

I’m thinking of traveling to Costa Rica. Any thoughts?

I’m single and I always thought I would be saying good morning and good night to my husband but I wake up and I can’t wait to say good morning to all of my X patriot friends. What is happening? lol

@DieselBABE20 open.spotify.com/track/030OCtLM…

If this comes across your timeline- tell me the last song you played. I’m making a new play list

There’s a lot of Lions, Tigers and Bears... but there ain’t but one RAZORBACK! 🐗

@ABaby183 Done

Hey friends, can you all please report this account for stealing my photo? Thanks ❤️

@MidwestHoneyMae Cream with your coffee?

Hiiii Get me some coffee?

GO-AHEAD QUACK BY KOZEAL 🦆

Rally Cat, Rally Cat, what are they feeding you?

@farmeralirae I wasn't planning on pulling out anyway.

If I told you not to pull out .. would you?

WE RYDE INTO THE NIGHT 🤟