sidney!

my top 100 films oat #filmtwt

@trisatopos @tunaterror wtf do you mean ian was a real one and cared for bear more than any of the others

@tunaterror In Sarah’s mind that behavior was just an extension of how Nikki was using Bear to get at Ian. Sarah was the only one in the friend group who actually cared about Bear so she viewed Ian and Nikki as villains

I feel like an underrated part I havent seen anyone bring up is how Sarah acted like bear wasn’t in the wrong at all. She might’ve not known the full story but bear sat and did nothing during the party where nikki violently attacked herself, even Ian called him out

apple watch app that detects when your heart stops and auto uploads a photo of half your face half xxxtentacion to all your socials

when ur vape spits juice in ur mouth #thatsrape

gen z supervisor at work said "new tech unlocked" when I told him there was a second toaster oven in the break room. I dont like that this guy can fire me

Fumbled a rich girl who was only with me to piss off her dad because her dad & I ended up hitting it off.

I wish fortnite would instead just add artists who can actually sing. Imagine if they added NBA Youngboy instead of her.

Yall remember how bad the police sirens used to scare u after ur first few kills 😭😭

once you turn 20 this just becomes the cycle of your life

obsession is strange cause the main guy cant act for shit but the main girl gives one of the best performances ive seen in a very very long time

If you’re a man between the ages of 18-29 & you’re not spending 7+ hours a day on video games you’re wasting your life & your ancestors are ashamed of you

@TheTitanBaddie i think he's both shit's a beautiful dichotomy

It's hilarious that there's a whole fanbase that wants this boy to be some tortured art and literature intellectual but he's really just a NYC wigga dude bro who loves bad bitches and coke.

'you wouldn't have a whole episode in the car would you' call the tardis a car again and see what happens russ mate

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

we are doctor who we carry the flame

How it feels to pretend that you’re learning new information when someone reveals to you something they think you don’t know

強女にセックスされてるんだけど、卵子まで強すぎて私のおちんちんを逆流して精子を食い始めてる。今玉袋の中で着床した。

(after three beers) Do you guys ever feel sorta.. empty? Like you're housing a malevolent entity as a passenger in your body but have no identity or will of your own Friend 1: you're probably just a husk man Friend 2: vessel alert

one of the easiest ways to tell if a book is good or not is to take a quick look at the cover

Russell T Davies : "The scenes inside the Tardis are flim flam. I just want them to be there and step out, you wouldn't have an episode in a car either" Meanwhile scenes in the Tardis:

Me and my boys are going to The Shire for sex tourism