𝑴𝑼𝑹𝑫𝑶𝑪𝑲—
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𝑴𝑼𝑹𝑫𝑶𝑪𝑲—
@DEVlLBYNlGHT
𝟐 𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝟓:𝟕 – 𝑭𝒐𝒓 𝒘𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒍𝒌 𝒃𝒚 𝒇𝒂𝒊𝒕𝒉, 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒚 𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕.



⠀ that reminds me ⸝ i get to choose what we do for easter this time . i already got in mind what i want . ⠀

⠀⠀ me and la llorona go way back but we just call them peter parker these days . ⠀⠀

⠀ i've been drinking a shit ton of water to fill the void . and you do this every year . ᐣ ⠀⠀



I'm sure you're aware me and dex follow you out on patrols

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴜᴅɢᴇ ᴍᴇ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ʜᴀɴᴅs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴡɪʟʟɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ ɪᴛ. ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀

well if the world was ending I'd probably hug you guys then Valentina would probably send us right into the danger despite us not knowing what to do ever but I appreciate it.

what if you suddenly break up with me? or my mom dies? or the world is ending? how am I supposed to drown my sorrows in gummy worms without them???

THOSE WERE FOR EMERGENCIES MATTHEW!!!

not all of them. I have a secret stash no one else knows about. it's for emergencies

oh... I haven't been doing that. I'm on a diet called eating what I want whenever I want within reason


what's that


