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captain was asked to step down after rolling worst joint ever on the Skeld #amongusshow

i hate them #amongusshow

Straight up #eyeingit. and by IT. I mean Blue’s fat butt through the cams. #preach

just wanted to say cause i've seen a good bit that dont do this, parody accounts SET YOUR ACCOUNT TO HAVE THE PARODY LABEL!!! you can do this by going to settings, account information and then at the bottom you'll see "parody commentary and fan account"!! this helps against bans

Ughdhdhdhfb whatever. Hi #amongus #amongusshow

i'm kinda obsessed with camtain #AmongUs #AmongusShow

Yo i love red and purple... I love them... #amongus

caption #amongus #amongusshow #amongustvshow

There’s been a lot of injuries around the Skeld recently… both physical.. And emotional. As a doctor, it’s my duty to put this to an end! So that all crewkind can live their lives happily! Fear not, dearest crewmates, Blue is here to help!

@atlasdotnet_ What

IM GONNA HAVE TO SUCK THEM ALL OUT

// I've seen a couple Jeffrey Epstein jokes made here and I just joined among us twt 2 days ago, it's not something to joke about

White is the best crewmate on this mission

⠀ 𑣲 [ A new crewmate joins The Skeld! ] 　𝄞 Cyan joins parodytwt! ⠀ 🧵(?) 𓈒 " I'm quite excited to be here! " 𓈒 #amongus #parodytwt ♡

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// my among us is one big polycule

@Fishmoungus Um?

i hate ALL crew mates

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@Fishmoungus You’re my fishmate …. Never You … 💜

@DIFFlDENCE even… *starts crying* …me?… 🥺

MY COWORKERS ARE ALL FUCKING MORONS

@leadbythe_book Like can you sSTOP

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