DOITWITHDAN

it work

Update: the Lawnmower Flamethrower is functional

Trying to put a flamethrower on a remote control lawnmower, cause I like to fuck around and find out

Does anyone else's Australian shepherd like to have their back "knees" scratches? Or is ours just fuckin weird?

Ok so we just gunna do fireworks on EVERY holiday now, huh?

Hell is trying to make a right turn on a mildly busy road, and every car is spaced out JUST far enough for you to not be able to pull out but just enough to give you a half second of hope...

IM BACK BABY

Why doesn't Canada just drop some of that free healthcare on the fire?

@RepLucyMcBath You can't be serious

With assault rifles, exit wounds can be a foot wide. The victim’s skull explodes on impact. Organs rupture, bones shatter, the shards serve as shrapnel and tear tissue to pieces. There is a reason we never see the images after a mass murder—many of the bodies no longer exist.

I'd give anything to watch infinity war&end game in a theater with a ton of hype people again... That was awesome

My biggest fear is taking uncomfortable poops then having to be social immediately after

Kilometers? How many football-fields per moon-landings is that?

Hey they did the thing!

Bro what if the oven moaned every time you put something in it

I imagine the life of a TikTok dancer is pretty chill... You think they ever wake up and be like "I don't wanna dance today" and then force a dance out? I'm dying laughing at the idea of depressed TikTok girls forcing themselves to dance

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I have my bad days, but at the end of any day ... my lungs are full, and my balls are empty 🥰

@ImTrashAtRS Oh billy❤️❤️❤️

Ohhhhh billllly @DIWD_Official

"I'm just using this emoji to get likes" 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

2022 is 4 months away what am I even doing with my life wtf