Salz

Speechless.

How I disappear from people's lives after being the best temporary person they'll ever meet.

"She's the one bro" Bro 3 months later:

How it feels when you keep fumbling every girl you meet so you lowkey just retire

sometimes when I talk I can physically feel myself pick the wrong dialogue option

meeting someone new & they ask about my past now I have to choose between lying or unloading absolutely diabolical lore

Unemployed opening YouTube, Discord, Spotify, and Steam after waking up at 3pm

when you realize your getting jealous over someone you're not even dating

thanks for the carry, +750 and plat before the season ends feels good man

*message sent 8 hours ago* story posted 5 minutes ago:

smallest rivals update XDDDDDDD very optimized!!!

didnt know magneto was packing like that

Realizing it was me who didn't text back

Just played some CS:GO

saw this strat in which you shift into the backline and reload, it kinda looks like the ult animation, i think jeff bought it and panic ulted LOL nice way to secure win

@Loushes33 2026 salz be like

@DKSJimmy prime salz be like

clip from 2023 probably my cleanest and best driven lap ever

@kaspzr i busted a nut