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“The ages most represented among the dead were five to nine-year-olds.”

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

Lampard on Diary of a CEO by end of February latest imo.

@Btec_johnnySins @ILoveCleanSheet a Colchester institution

Jan & phils loving it

Wasn't expecting this

Bazball giveth, and Bazball taketh away

Minuto 89, chuveirinho para a área à procura do empate... e sai obra de arte 🚲

I am utterly mesmerised by this. He tries to use his card... on the barcode scanner.

“I was West Brom owner and after fans called for more attractive football, I decided that the only possible course of action was to sack my manager at the time and appoint Steve Bruce…”

They should put jokes on lateral flow tests like on penguin bars

Catch UECC President Usama and Club Captain @jamzain7 on BBC Radio Essex at 6:30, as part of a discussion with @MontyPanesar about racism in cricket here bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/li…

@FootballCliches Heard Glenn Hoddle say that Chelsea were “motorways ahead” of Leicester. Is that an acceptable step up from “Streets ahead”? Suppose it’s better than “dual carriageways ahead”

Early call for your weekend observations to put in front of the 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗧𝗕𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗖𝗟𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗦 Adjudication Panel...

@SecAlanJohnson @tom_usher_ 100%- grim precedent for all those right wing militia groups as well

@DThacker98 @tom_usher_ yeah you can, if you're white

There are currently people who worked for this paper trying to lecture us about the coarsening of public discourse in this country

being a 'human rights lawyer' was his big selling point btw

The idea that women are now responsible for 'waving down a bus' to save themselves from being abducted is ABSURD. Stop telling women how to behave/escape and start holding institutions accountable. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-587609…

Keir Starmer with the hair of Geronimo the Alpaca.