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$Najin one of the two last white rhinos in the world was just shot and killed. These two white rhinos were also under 24/7 security and Najin was still killed. This will be all over the news soon! CA: 7S6ZwLGKhDSxzgtC96Gn77aTL4RBWa2s2nFQdCWFpump

🚀 BITCOIN BREAKS BACK ABOVE $72,000

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY UNBELIEVABLE 🇺🇸 The U.S. stock market has now recovered nearly 85% of the losses since the conflict with Iran began. $4,590,000,000,000 TRILLION has been added to U.S. stock market since the market bottomed on March 31.

Bitcoin is PUMPING

It's Rise's time to shine! 🌟 What’s it like to be a zero gravity indicator flying around the Moon with your astronaut besties? Find out as our favorite Moon Mascot takes over the @NASAArtemis account today. Follow along, and ask questions to learn about Rise's important role!

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iran to require ships passing through the Strait of Hormuz to pay tolls in Bitcoin, FT reports.

Happy Wednesday.

BREAKING: America’s new retirement age is 85- or 35, per Business Insider.

The headline literally said: Sell $TSLA. Check the date. 8 years ago this month. Why? “The competition is coming.” 👀

BREAKING: The US government just created the first official banking rules for stablecoins. The FDIC today approved a full regulatory framework for stablecoin issuers under the GENIUS Act. Here is what it means: Every stablecoin must be backed 1:1 with real assets. If there are $1 billion worth of stablecoins in circulation, the issuer must hold $1 billion in actual reserves without any exceptions. Every stablecoin must be redeemable on demand at face value. If you hold $100 in stablecoins, you can always get $100 back. Reserve assets cannot be rehypothecated or reused. The reserves must sit fully segregated and cannot be used for any other financial activity. Stablecoin issuers cannot pay interest or yield to holders simply for holding the coin. This directly affects yield bearing stablecoin products currently in the market. If redemption requests exceed 10% of all outstanding stablecoins within a single 24-hour period, it triggers a significant redemption event requiring immediate action. Stablecoin issuers must meet capital requirements and risk management standards similar to what banks follow. Quarterly reporting and CEO signed audits are required. Banks that hold or manage stablecoins on behalf of customers fall under the same rules. One important clarification. FDIC insurance covers the issuer's reserve deposits at the bank level, not individual token holders. Why this is good for crypto? Right now stablecoins operate in a gray area. No clear rules means no trust from institutions, no trust from regulators, and no certainty for users. These rules change that. Regulated stablecoins backed by real reserves and covered by FDIC insurance become as safe as a bank deposit. That opens the door for banks, pension funds, and large institutions to use stablecoins without legal risk. A regulated stablecoin market is the foundation that the rest of crypto needs to grow.

BOT PURGE ALERT 🔥 𝕏 just wiped out another massive wave of bots.

🔥BULLISH: Bitcoin just broke $71,000 and ETH hits $2,200 liquidating $120 million in shorts in the past 60 MINUTES.

YouTube deleted our channel for being "harmful and dangerous." Our content since 2015: #Bitcoin education. Wallet tutorials. Objective news. YouTube's content: crypto scam ads running 24/7 with zero moderation. Appeal rejected. No strikes. No explanation. Just an algorithm that can't tell a 10-year-old company from an actual scam. @TeamYouTube — can we get a human, or do we need to buy an ad first?

JUST IN: Bitcoin reclaims $71,000 after President Trump agrees to ceasefire with Iran.

Meet Iroha, the adorable baby pygmy hippo stealing hearts at Tokyo’s Ueno Zoo. Born on Christmas Day 2025, she just won the official public naming vote with the most votes. “Iroha” (meaning harmony & beautiful change) perfectly matches her mom’s name “Momiji” (Japanese maple). With only 16 pygmy hippos in all of Japan, this cute story has real viral potential — think next Moo Deng vibes.

Magawa, an African giant pouched rat, sniffed out more than 100 land mines during his five-year career as a mine-detector in Cambodia. To honor his bravery, a seven-foot statue of him was recently unveiled. Magawa died in 2022, but his legacy lives on. wapo.st/4mgTfsv

Man fined after breaking into viral hippo Moo Deng's enclosure bbc.in/4chTv5P

Looking forward to Monday. Yuri has been in the works for awhile!

Excited for @nanoracks new mission were announcing today. This mission represents a bold step forward in commercial space infrastructure.

Congratulations, @NASA and Administrator @rookisaacman on the @NASAArtemis launch today! ​ ​ Fifty-three years after the last lunar landing, the Artemis mission is a significant achievement for humanity.​ ​ Seeing the SLS rocket and Orion spacecraft begin their journey to Launch Pad 39B at @NASAKennedy—joined here by the Artemis II prime and backup crews—is a powerful reminder of what technical collaboration can achieve.​ ​ ICYMI on @newsnationcomms, check out our Chairman & CEO @Dylan Taylor’s perspective of today’s launch. tinyurl.com/2fmfu8ku ​ Image Credit: NASA/Joel Kowsky​ ​ #artemis