Daily In Trousers Lyrics

❝ Oh Jesus Christ it wasn’t loaded, she’s an actor from the old school and a lousy chef. I don't want miracles from heaven, just some eggies over spinach over toast! ❞

❝ You might tell me you're a victim, you might get what you deserve. But I won’t excuse, boy, I can’t excuse, a boy who’s lost his nerve. ❞

❝ That’s it for girls! That's it, that's it, that's it for girls! Here is my chance, to survive, to survive the night! ❞

❝ I say Whizzer, oh Whizzer, Whizzer Brown. I see Whizzer going down! ❞

❝ Love me for what I am, not what I try to be. Love me for what I am, I am… someone imperfectly me. ❞

❝ Listen, I’m a bastard bummer with a penis and I mean us two together. Teacher, yes I do, yes I do, I mean us two to screw together. Me together, you together! ❞

❝ So I sleep in a bed too big for one person. I’m big for one person. But this bed is bigger than both of us ❞