Dan Fookes

@nocontextfm1 Thank god he didn't do something serious like stroke his hair

Gabriel wasn’t sent off for this… 🫣

Whatever happened to hype videos for feuds and pre/post match interviews instead of these infernal breaks? I'd even take a Vince McMahon backstage skit culminating in Farooq saying 'Damn' #wrestlemania

Why do they keep interrupting this Hulk Hogan documentary with a wrestling show? #wrestlemania

@TheGillsFC @GFC_Tickets @GFC_Commercial Are you really still selling shirts for £45 or are they cheaper instore? (Which I can't do 😔)

@bushontheradio He's also not stuffed with cotton wool

Here's the strange thing - Teddy Swims CAN'T swim.

If Karishma doesn't win this, it'll be the greatest #TheApprentice robbery since Ruth Badger

@TheAthleticFC And they play each other last day of the season

Only one team goes up automatically from the National League. So, will it be York City or Rochdale? Two points separate the teams, with three games to play.

@sladeweld @spursdaily11 The first few games of Angeball, he was incredible.

@spursdaily11 I remember watching him almost single-handedly destroy our midfield when playing for Brighton.. I never did see that version of Biss again. Could be immense but I think like many others the hunger goes and the bling sets in when you believe you have “made it”.

🚨BREAKING #Tottenham midfielder Yves #Bissouma is unhappy with his treatement under mutliple managers and is set to give up the final year option on his contract in order to leave #Spurs this summer. On top of this, he reportedly asked multiple times for his £55k a week contract to be increased in which it wasn’t. [@FootballFanCast | #THFC]

@KieranMaguire Got Got Greed

At an estimated price of £2 for 7 Panini stickers for the 2026 FIFA World Cup it works out at approximately £2,030 to fill the 980 sticker album unless you swap with other collectors. If the price is £1.70 it would be £1,777. If you do swap then the price range is ‘just’ £238-280 (plus the price of the album). #GotGotNeed

@ketchell @GreggsOfficial If Derby ever make it back into the Premier League, they've got this nailed

Premier League table but based off the time to walk to each club's closest Greggs #MindTheGap

@therayhanson @KTHopkins No one. It's a fake...she won't care chortle.co.uk/news/2024/09/1…

@KTHopkins Who compiled that list?

*COUGHS VERY FUCKING LOUDLY* ……

Someone please set the clock on that oven #MAFSAU

@adam_mogford @Iatics In a similar predicament for my last ground - Rotherham. Do I wait to see if they go down to League 2 to face the Gills next season, or get it done this?

@Iatics @DanFookes fair point!

Why didn’t he just wait for next season

@AlasdairGold Appreciated the obligatory mention of Archie Gray's age

Here are my Spurs player ratings as they bowed out of Europe but are starting to find something in themselves again. football.london/tottenham-hots…

Even the Spurs trumpter's injured #coys #bbcfootball

@AlasdairGold Are we returning to a back 3 after playing better with 4 at the weekend?

What do you make of this confirmed Spurs team? Injuries pretty much dictated it. football.london/tottenham-hots…

@SpursOfficial @SpursStadium Has he brought his boots?

Toby returns to N17! 💪 Toby Alderweireld is back at @SpursStadium as our special guest on Wednesday evening for our Champions League clash with Atletico Madrid. Read more 👉 thfc.pro/4btFlhB

@wokingfc I probably wouldn't remind people of the last time you were there...

Heading back to Brackley. 🚗

Oh, and wears a pink fleece randomly #TheApprentice

@TheAthleticFC @oliverkay1 Has it increased by 4 times the amount?

Internet searches for 'quadruple' have increased significantly in recent weeks... 🎙️ @OliverKay1 | 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝘁𝗵𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗙𝗖 𝗣𝗼𝗱𝗰𝗮𝘀𝘁