Dan K

@iamsaniydv @NASAArtemis @sirNormal001 Have a break from being a retard for one day!

@NASAArtemis @sirNormal001 They create images with AI and keep sharing various photos so that people just praise NASA.

Approaching the near side of the Moon. The Artemis II astronauts have surpassed the record for the distance from Earth at 1:56 ET (1756 UTC). This record was previously set during the Apollo 13 mission when the astronauts traveled 248,655 miles from Earth. The Moon continues to grow larger and larger in the windows of the Orion spacecraft as the Artemis II mission gears up to observe the far side. The astronauts are predicted to make their closest approach of the Moon around 7:02pm ET (2302 UTC).

@hemelfc Injuries and overplaying for the last 4 weeks is finally catching us up! Defence is good but the lack of midfield and attacking options is really hindering us! 7 points for the playoffs in the last 3 games... Keeping the faith!

Lots of fight, but just the point today. #COYT

if this photo reaches your timeline, everything will be okay ❤️

The biggest clap back I've EVER seen 😭

Chewbacca knew.

Dear @Tesco Would it be possible if we ask kindly enough for you to try your absolute hardest to go 24hrs without increasing the price of petrol/diesel for no other reason than pure astronomical greed. I look forward to hearing from you soon Kind Regards Everyone

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

@ThomasFeaheny Hemel Hempstead signed a whole team, sitting in 3rd place in NLS and only spent £500! Well played @DBoggins

The FA have published the amount spent by Non-League clubs on agent fees from February 4th 2025 to February 2nd this year

@OnceADagger @parkes_richard @DorkingWDRS @hemelfc @NL_Enterprise @BallerLeagueUK @KSI @Dag_RedFC Nobody cares about you

@parkes_richard @DorkingWDRS @hemelfc @NL_Enterprise @BallerLeagueUK @KSI @Dag_RedFC Where’s the bit about Dagenham?

Epic post match 🗣️with my friend @DorkingWDRS boss Marc White reflecting on the dramatic 2-1 win v @hemelfc & we discuss the ongoing confrontation between @NL_Enterprise @BallerLeagueUK @KSI & @Dag_RedFC a MUST listen 🍿#PitchsideWithParkesy🔥👇🏾

Today's Man of the Match was chosen by birthday boy and Number 1 Tudor Fan, Dylan, who turned 14 today! 🥳 He chose Devante Stanley as his standout at Meadowbank! Here's why: "I chose Devante because he was very vocal like always and because he was good on the ball and making chances." Great shift, D! 💪 #COYT

@dwfc334 @hemelfc Whole ground full of them!

A monumental effort from all, but today just didn't swing our way. #COYT

@hemelfc Season** See you there Tudors!!

𝑵𝑬𝑿𝑻 𝑼𝑷 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑹𝑶𝑨𝑫 😮‍💨 Quite possibly the biggest game of the day as we travel to Meadowbank to face The Wanderers! SWIPE ➡️ to learn all about our hosts! For information regarding travel and tickets (and a little bit more info about Dorking FC) check out our supporters guide using this link: hemelfc.com/post/supporter… #COYT

@cfcpato777 @EPLBible Neymar was a show pony more interested at rolling on the floor and Hazard doesn’t even come close to what Giggs achieved in his career! Your stupid if you think otherwise

Ryan Giggs stays silent till he hears someone better 🤫

@hemelfc So proud of this team! If the others weren’t aware of us before then they will be now! Bring this form against Dorking and go for top of the table!

As nights away from home go... Sweet dreams, Tudors ❤️ #COYT

@jojoleep @DBoggins @hemelfc @nonleaguesouths @UKFDFC @NL_Bible Thanks for sharing the second half with us! Them 3 points were for you! X

A mahoosive 3 points against Hornchurch on my 50th Birthday weekend @hemelfc! ⚽️❤️ Cheers! 🍻 @nonleaguesouths @UKFDFC @NL_Bible #HemelTownFC #TudorArmy

@Ragnar_1_2_ @Estherchika24 @ChampionsLeague Just as fucking stupid then

@Estherchika24 @ChampionsLeague I actually agree with you

If football is art, this is a masterpiece 🖼️ #UCL

@JonahGodsent2 @ManUtd How about you go follow your local team and fuck off

@ManUtd Happy Saint patrick's Day to you too. While other clubs are preparing for their UCL game today, hope you people can give us good content?

Happy St Patrick's Day to our Irish Reds! ☘️🔴

BRING THIS BACK!! Who else loved watching Kickstart?

Congratulations to Warwick Davis on his OBE 👍😳