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Towns eats the poison berry if it's real life

Greg Gard tourney failure what else is new

Boyd Hero Ball blaaaaaaa

Upset alert...

Sling day pass is awesome.

On the plus side Ohio State fans, you weren't going far anyway.

Raftery getting saucy talking about guys fingering guys

@TomPelissero Did he play well?

Veteran QB Carson Wentz is re-signing with the Vikings, sources tell The Insiders. So Minnesota’s QB room now features three former top-10 picks: Kyler Murray, J.J. McCarthy and Wentz, who played well last season before a shoulder injury.

@TomPelissero @RapSheet Hecking Hekker

The Vikings have agreed with veteran punter Johnny Hekker on a one-year deal, sources tell me and @RapSheet

@AP Doahchestah mothahfuckahs

Reenactors in tricorn hats and 18th-century military coats filled a South Boston chapel Tuesday before firing muskets and marching through neighborhood streets to mark the 250th anniversary of the British evacuation of Boston. apnews.com/article/evacua…

Seems like a good trade for Denver

The problem with killing their leaders one-by-one is that eventually you get rid of all the rational and semi-rational people and the only ones left are the real nuts.

Lakers gonna play defense now? Cool.

@DanBarreiroKFAN Tsnownami Super Bowl Champion Sam Darnold

Tsnownami Naming Committee needs you!

#Badgers fans performing the annual ritual of finding out what no-name team will take them out in intensely frustrating fashion in the first round and, High Point? OK.

Back in the dance!

Wherefore art thou Ben Brust

@ProFootballTalk That's like a year's worth of Peruvian Lady just about

The Jim Irsay collection of memorabilia generated $93 million at auction. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…

"The Lithuanian" has a name Dusty

Mario Old Spice for when you want to smell like a sweaty plumber who's covered in Koopa blood and turtle guts