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@goddammitsarah @googleymoogley Sometimes I wonder if we should have drank the lemonade that kills you together.
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Professional Joseph
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Shenyun Truther. He/Him (Parody)
Los Angeles เข้าร่วม Temmuz 2015
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@bennyjohnson Great news! Now to Google "Benny Johnson foreign money"...
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One thing that confused me about Planet of the Apes—they never explain how the Statue of Liberty ended up all the way on the ape planet.
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“will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they turn up with a bucket”
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Insider Paper@TheInsiderPaper
JUST IN - Spain’s Prime Minister, on the ceasefire, says Spain 'will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they turn up with a bucket.”
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Don't let them sell this shit to anyone.
Leading Report@LeadingReport
BREAKING: Nobody in Mr. Trump’s inner circle was more worried about the conflict with Iran, or did more to try to stop it, than the vice president, per NYT.
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absolutely heinous to put spongebob squarepants on a sphere. this goes against everything he stood for
sugamummy 🧚🏽♀️@ceraliza
How can anyone sleep with this outside their window
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Twitter? Nah, man. This is X. The everything app.
In addition to Twitter, we also now have:
• crappy ChatGPT
• crappy WhatsApp
• crappy Venmo
It’s a SUPERAPP!
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Professional Joseph รีทวีตแล้ว
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You could make up a movie and tell me Jason Statham’s in it and I would believe you
Mutiny@mutinymovie
Mayhem hits the water. MUTINY – trailer out TOMORROW. #MutinyMovie Only in theaters August 21.
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[5 seconds into directing Harry Potter show] cut the fucking cameras. i need 30 minutes alone with dobby
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Reading the Odyssey in public and shaking my head so people know I wouldn't have made all those mistakes and committed acts of hubris
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The kind of shit a Resident Evil villain carries around and stabs themselves with before transforming into a giant meatblob with lots of eyes to shoot at.
Crime Net@TRIGGERHAPPYV1
This Japanese pen is currently going viral for containing a REAL parasitic worm living in herbal oil
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Trump: I'm 50,000 feet tall.
Trump critics: No you aren't.
Trump: OK, I'm shorter than a Planck length.
Trump critics: No you aren't.
Trump apologists: I wish Trump critics would make up their minds instead of making these ridiculous, self-contradictory disagreements.
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