Danny Patterson

@footballontnt Jesus the Scottish will be frothing at the mouth…😂

Harvey Barnes has been rewarded by Thomas Tuchel with an England call up, following Eberechi Eze's injury withdrawal 🤩 He has officially pledged his allegiance 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@DailyAFC Bang on.

🗣️ Jamie Redknapp: “Kepa is NOT as good as David Raya, that is why he is number two! So why, in a major cup final when you’ve not won a trophy in so long, do you play him. That is a monumental error. It has backfired big time.” ❌🤬

@AT99____ @TouchlineX @RJPatt8 😂😂😂

@TouchlineX @RJPatt8 @DannyPatterson7

📸 - Max Dowman has arrived for the Carabao Cup final wearing his Limited Edition Beats Studio 3 Wireless by Dr. Dre, wearing it upside down, with the headphones somehow sitting above his ears. Some people might think he isn’t listening to music… but that’s exactly where they’re wrong. The music isn’t playing in his ears. It’s playing directly inside his brain, that’s why it’s above his ears. He’s probably listening to Mozart, Beethoven… Or even a motivational podcast about how to handle success at 16.

@FieldsendOwen Class mate, congrats 👏🏻🙌🏽

Some set of lads, won it with a few games to spare, job done 💙❤️

The meningitis plan: 🔹Create false pandemic 🔹Vaccinate students 🔹Students start dropping 🔹Government blames ‘mutated strain’ 🔹Lockdowns ordered 🔹Mandatory vaccinations 🔹Digital ID

@TheEstevaoView Me, Me, Me Manager. Absolutely everywhere all of them at every level, nowhere to be seen at the end of season when actually winning things.

He looked at the big screen, saw he was on it and reacted The most performative manager ever, pathetic x.com/youngjohne8776…

@heis_zaaye @footballontnt And your still a virgin.

@footballontnt Never knew this guy still a footballer

@JamesPGoddard90 One idiot tweeting about another idiot. Brain dead nation. Denied Bail 😂😂😂

Joey Barton Denied Bail On GBH Charge This is absolutely outrageous. It’s not like he’s a flight risk or a hardened criminal They bail Nonces and Rapists but not Joey

@NoAlphaLimits You said last Monday and the Monday before that 😂😂😂

@Cfc_Kemboi Location Poland 😂😂😂 what do you know.

Brazilian kids dream of being Neymar, English kids don't even mention Rooney 💀

@ManagerTactical Soccer takes 😂😂😂😂😂

No country comes close to England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 when it comes to bad soccer takes! They don’t understand the sport that they created.

@benonwine Go for a run you big whopper. Anything other than social media.

Keir Starmer could say that the UK may need to go into LOCKDOWN as early as May if meningitis cases continue to escalate. Just so he can Cancel elections!!!!

@GooalMouth 100% this ⬆️👏🏻

Neymar wasnt even better than Luis Suarez, let alone Wazza. I know that may hurt a lot of people.

@j_marrs15 @bullet_gm Don’t forget Hazard, Drogba, Torres, Suarez as well.

@DannyPatterson7 @bullet_gm Ronaldo and Henry is the only 2 that come close to neymar

Players in Premier League history who are better than Neymar: End of List

@footballontnt @JoleonLescott @lynseyhipgrave1 @tntsports @discoveryplusUK Why are the Scottish everywhere in the comments and retweets 😂 they really do hate us don’t they, when we don’t care less about them.

"Barcelona are going to have to be VERY good to beat Newcastle" @JoleonLescott on Newcastle's confidence in their Champions League trip to the Camp Nou 💪 @lynseyhipgrave1 | @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK

@Hamza8Barca 3 Spanish sides, 2 English sides in the quarters. It’s no big deal. La Liga has 3 good sides, rest are crap. That’s a fact Hamza & Barca with a blue tick.

English commentators are so funny. They’re never ready to accept the fact that Spanish football is miles ahead of English football.

Gas facilities in Saudi Arabia. It’s over folks. We are heading into a major 1973-style energy crisis. There will likely be shortages and rationing. We will probably be moved to work-from-home - if you keep your job, of course. 🛢️📈

@_DIGB 2 from 8 in quarters. It’s no big deal.

Listening to English pundits almost in a state of mourning during these CL round of 16 games has been delicious The lot of them think that the world revolves around the PL A 28-11 aggregate scoreline so far… Leathered

@andruchk 2 from 8. 3 from Spain. It’s hardly a big deal.

Here comes the excuses, so was the PL not competitive when City and Liverpool won the CL? English sides lost because they’re not as good as you people think they are.