Daniel Jackson

Hegseth announces automatic registration for US military draft to begin in December. Any immigrant who doesn't register within 30 days of turning 18 can be criminally charged. While absurd, practically speaking all this does is show MAGA hypocrisy. Somehow automatic voter registration isn’t possible—but automatic registration for the draft program is both possible and now required. MAGAs don't want to make it easier for young people to vote—just easier for them to die in Trump's illegal wars.

BREAKING Trump backs down.

Don’t t you love that @SkyNews and Jon Craig are expending soooo much time on a stolen mobile phone from a non minister when they did ZERO over 2 PRIME MINISTERS losing all of their WhatsApp’s from a once in a hundred year pandemic where hundreds of thousands died ? Not a peep

New vid - The Enterprise Encounters Matt Berry (there’s something waiting after the end-screen)

“Just one more thing, President Trump. Why do you need our ships to help you in a war you said you’d won last week?”

As if I didn’t have less enough reasons not to subscribe for Twitter.

500 litres of oil for domestic use has gone up by £180 over the weekend. £300 last week, £480 today. #EpicFury

Regrets: Harris now clearly leads Trump in a 2024 redo. Big implications for 2026: Dems for Congress are holding onto Harris voters more than the GOP is holding onto Trump voters. Further: non-2024 voters are heavily favoring Dems. Puts not just the House, but Senate in-play.

I've long said the games industry has a particular issue with this. Exceptionally middle-class background industry, like most of the arts, unfortunately. I've felt very out of place a lot of the time - lovely folk ofc! Just would love more working and fellow lower class folk.

The Slug & Lettuce

Boy: "Is that the same Boris Johnson who in 2019 said money spent investigating historic child sexual abuse was being 'spaffed up a wall', Dad? Dad: "The very same, son. The very same."

We didn't need to move on from the era of Xbox 360, PS3, and Windows XP. It was a time of perfect balance. Everything since hasn't been worth the enshitification-frustration cost.

mcdonalds to pause new hamburger production to concentrate on hurling cows into the ocean

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Cornwall, I am in you. You are gusty.

Suella Braverman was sacked for incompetence by Liz Truss. Yeah, that is quite some catch Reform

im always thinking abt how the tos comms predate/inspired real flip phones, so the casts mannerisms w the comms in tos are lead by the form of the prop. they organically developed how to express bitchiness through this alien machine.

London, I am in you. My, aren’t you very moist?

Trumps foreign policy predicted in comedy