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This almost reminds me of something. Something about something repeating itself..... Oh, nevermind. Happy Independence Day America!

@BoLoudon That's great news, really, but does it mean that we can finally have Greenland? Jeeeeeez already.

🚨BREAKING: Denmark's MAGA-like Party just NEARLY QUADRUPLED their vote share and gained 11 NEW seats after tonight's election. The polls showed them LOSING. President Trump's MAGA message is resonating all around the world. Follow: @BoLoudon

@HomanNews This makes me happy. And hungry.

🚨 JUST IN: The Trump administration just launched a nationwide push for the “PRODUCT OF USA” label — and it’s a BIG move 👀🔥 This label will apply ONLY to meat, poultry, and eggs from animals: Born in the U.S. Raised in the U.S. Processed in the U.S. No loopholes. No confusion. If it says “Product of USA” — it actually means it. 🇺🇸 This is about backing American farmers, American workers, and American production. Made in America. For America. And people are already rallying behind it. Will you choose “Product of USA” foods? A. Yes — always B. Yes — when possible C. No — price matters more D. Not sure

@Mrgunsngear @DaleStarkA10 Such a beautiful sound.

Reportedly footage from earlier today of a USAF A-10 Warthog attacking Iran backed PMF positions near Mosul, Iraq. Avoid joining a Shia militia & getting shot by 30mm rounds accordingly... #war #israel #Irán #iraq #A10 #USAF #BRRRT #30mm #GAU8 #mosul #PMF #shia @DaleStarkA10

@PoliticalStacy I'm amazed that there are people stupid enough to not know that recipe.

How to properly prepare tofu: Step 1) Throw the tofu in the garbage. Step 2) Grill some meat.

@Inevitablewest I may be in a minority by saying this, but this is what WE need.

🚨BREAKING: The new president of Chile, Antonio Kast, has begun cleansing the streets of filthy communists who were planning to carry out an insurrection This is what Latin America needs. 🇨🇱

@DschlopesIsBack I was really seeing that playing out a WHOLE different way.

I don’t care how many times you’ve seen this… You MUST watch it again right now. 😂🤣

@WomenBeingAwful Where did this poll come from?!? The Somalian Tribune?!?

@Aku_700 There isn't a single logical reason why this POS should be allowed to breath any longer. Once convicted, he should have been removed from this plane of existence, not to be a taxpayer burden nor a safety/life liability to anyone else that will come in contact with him.

A 14-year-old black teen rapes his 24-year-old White school teacher when she takes a bathroom break. After raping her, the teen decides to kill her and stuff her body in a trash can and dumps it into the woods.

@LeftismForU She wants to be a cat? Get a spray bottle and spray her with water every time she talks. It will end quickly.

This is how to properly deal with a kid who gets caught up in LGBT crap. (Also, why on earth does a kid that young know about things like furries?!)

@clerpatriot Like The Fresh Prince could be so lucky with a prize lady like that! She just exudes attractive with every word she says and the freshly shaved, bleached scrotum look just makes desirability go right over the edge.

Is Jada Pinkett Smith open to her husband, Will Smith, moving back in with her? Jada exposed all of their marital issues, and emasculated Will to the whole world. Why on earth would he want her back?

@woodchipperFF @GigaBasedDad I currently own firearms. Not a lot, but enough to cover all the bases. I had no idea what it was either and am very glad you asked.

@GigaBasedDad what do you mean "scar"?

There's a really weird phenomenon I can't explain Everyone I know who owns a SCAR is a huge nerd Am I the only one seeing this pattern?

@JayVTheGreat If they came at me the way they had & are still coming at Trump, and somehow I had the strength to not crumble to dust from that massive pressure, my response would not be nearly as eloquent as what the president said.

I couldn’t care less about how the president feels about someone. As much hate as he receives over politics, I don’t blame him. Y’all expect him to be an angel and the morally superior one when he’s constantly being demonized 24/7. I don’t want to hear shit from the left. We all saw how you all celebrated when Kirk got assassinated in front of thousands of college students. Save the fake outrage.

@4thOfJuly365 And just like that, POOF, his virginity was impaled into the gayest dustbin of history that ever was.

You couldn't pay me enough.

@GuntherEagleman Take this however you want, but that kid's a fag.

On today's episode of: "Who Has Trump Triggered Now?" we have the pleasure of pointing and laughing at a post-menopausal, potentially male, thing, that appears to be extremely triggered over a Truth Social post. The post: "Robert Mueller just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead..." and so on. The response was a pure COLLAPSE of this thing's mental stability. It started to violently whip it's entire upper body back and forth, almost like what Biden looked like falling off bikes. The degree to which Trump has broken these people's entire existence isn't even fully understood yet.

Without the help of this man, the West would have fallen already. God Bless!

Here's your daily driving lesson – pay attention: If someone wants to go faster than you, LET THEM PASS. The left lane is for passing, not camping. Move over. Don't block. Don't rage. Simple road rules. Stay safe out there.🚘🛣

@DataRepublican @nicksortor I have not, but I have a nagging gut feeling like you will....lol.

@nicksortor Has anyone studied nursing home mail-in vote turnout in Alaska?

🚨 JUST IN: Lisa Murkowski has just submitted an AMENDMENT to the SAVE America Act, EXEMPTING people born before 1961 from having to prove their citizenship If you can't be bothered to prove you're a citizen, you have no business voting to begin with. Stop nitpicking and pass the freaking bill.

@clerpatriot Personally, it's not the type of thing I watch, but I definitely wouldn't have canceled it. I mean, just think of the ratings. Half of America loves to watch train wrecks. Think of the tagline! "Will this batshit loonjob find love? Tune in next time..." 😂😂😂

🚨🚨🚨CANCELED ABC and HULU wasting no time removing the Bachelorette advertising featuring Taylor Frankie Paul.

@Cat5SMASHICANE Nobody likes a showoff 😋

This fkg guy is awesome. What a complete dead-eyed bad-ass. 🔥🔥 And the song goes perfectly with it. ZZ Top, My Heads in Mississippi. 🎸

@FightWithMemes So do we file this under: 1) Karma 2) The enemy of my enemy is my friend 3) Poetic justice or 4) All of the above

There's always a bigger fish. 😳