DatingDannyNYC

Just made this account because I have too many thoughts about modern dating and group chat is tired of me. Going to be posting about what dating actually looks like right now - apps, conversations, the unwritten rules nobody talks about, and the stuff that makes everyone say “wait that happened to you too?” NYC based. Both sides of the aisle. No agenda. Just receipts. 🗽

@PopCrave Bro rly revived from The dead

Justin Bieber is now the #1 artist with the most monthly listeners on Spotify (138 million).

@RealCandaceO Checks out Israel otw out

Update: I’m hearing it was more like 60%. Absolute bloodbath.

@IsThisA3DModel Reality stranger than fiction atp

it just keeps getting funnier

@DailyLoud Ts is crazy everytime I see it

Carlos prates cutting 10lbs in 2 hours to make weight for his fight

@p8stie Kinda badd

Crop top and miniskirt ❤️‍🔥

@ReviewsPossum Bonga Bonga

@rihanna @SavageXFenty 🤢🤢🤢

(🍒)(🍒) @SavageXFenty

@isfjcutebear Marginally worse

大事に育てた娘がニガーの彼氏を家に連れてくること

@Austen Denny’s cooked this day

Still the greatest tweet of all time

@Bigqadi Pokémon everywhere for our eyes to see

God is such a creative artist

@tailorMARIQUE Kanye was clearly of a different magnitude

I think about this a lot. This guy was an upcoming artist with a camera documenting his artistry in a time when top artistes weren’t even thinking of it. It’s very interesting

@Schwarzenegger Can’t stop won’t stop

Still pumping.

@forallcurious Would change the world forever

🚨: Chinese biologist Hongmei Wang seeks to extend women's fertile life by making menstruation occur every 3 months. Which would theoretically preserve more eggs and extend the fertile period.

@aakashgupta Sick invention and story

Mark Zuckerberg engineered a custom hardware device for his wife in 2019. No clock face. One faint light. A one-hour window. Priscilla had a specific problem. She'd wake up in the middle of the night, check her phone for the time, and the number itself spiked her anxiety. 4am meant worry about the kids waking soon. 5:30 meant calculating whether to just get up. The information was the trigger. Most engineers approach "can't sleep" by adding things to the bedroom. A meditation app. A Hatch alarm. A weighted blanket. A sleep coach. Mark removed the variable that was running the wake-up loop. The Sleep Box sits on Priscilla's nightstand and shows nothing for 23 hours a day. Between 6am and 7am it emits a single faint light. Faint enough not to wake her if she's still asleep. Visible enough that if she's already up, she knows it's okay to start the day. The rest of the night, dark. No clock. No time display. If she wakes at 3am she has no data to push her cortisol up with, so she goes back to sleep. He wrote the firmware and built the enclosure himself. No team, no procurement, no Meta resources. He posted the result on Instagram and said it worked better than he expected. The design move most CEOs would never run is the personal one. The instinct is to outsource a family problem to a specialist. A sleep coach. A doctor. A consumer electronics startup with a Series B and a marketing budget. Mark intervened at a specific link in the chain. Time data hitting Priscilla's brain at 3am was what broke sleep. The phone got moved off the nightstand and replaced with a box that physically cannot deliver that data. The box has no clock. That's the entire product.

@DarlingPolin bow > no bow

a fashion's history lesson

@Ludathygoat Generational get back

Sex is cool… but have you ever fucked the girl who used to hate you the most?

@alizwa_mendy Gone for good

You realising how quick they unfollowed you is 🚩🚩🚩

@CHRYS4LIS_ I would too if I had a Thousand Million Dollars

there’s such a sureness and calmness that radiates from her

@islanders_takes This generations athletes are next level

Dude. This was intentional. Unreal. What.

@vintagestuff4 No way this is real 😭

A young girl carrying an airsoft gun to defend her food from the local monkeys Lop buri, Thailand