David Martinez

@BPalmerSA I just graduated college, I'm barely in my 20s

@DaveMartinezLS No u

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I tried to get into political science but I almost got expelled when I went to a mock debate and told my opponent they'd get scalped by the cartel if they tried to raise taxes💀

I got three moods: siesta, fiesta, donkey show. It's your job to figure out which one I'm in.

@BrettGTAV Nah bro you get to comfortable with women in relationships chill tf out, I seen how you act on campus

They’re just girls chill

All these applications and yet nobody's willing to give me an interview or even say they've picked someone else.

I really need to find a more reliable daily driver than a 50 year old muscle car.

I get to graduate a year early so that's cool I guess

I finally figured out what I'm getting for my mom's birthday.

My mom's birthday is coming up soon and I have no idea what I'm getting her for a gift.

Installing oil and transmission coolers for the Vulture. Thing's overheating in traffic despite having been a Leonida car almost all its life.

@MarkusJ_LSSD Was some goon on a felony stop. Guy got gunned down by other officers before they rushed her to the hospital.

@DaveMartinezLS who was it i can kill the fucker while im still in LS

My mother just got fucking shot on a traffic stop now I'm in the emergency room looking for her

Gotta go down to wherever the lottery HQ is to cash in this ticket. No, it's not a million dollar winner.

Throwback to when I bought this last week.

I've been informed that I look like a narcotics investigator from the 1980s

Also grew my hair out over the course of last few months lmao

The fucking Panorama's engine exploded last week.

I should probably start looking for something to replace the Panorama.

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