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Back with the Festive forecast for another year 🎅🏼. Starting off strong with a firm 8/10 from The Sandwich Mill - overalll great festive baguette however would prefer the gravy to be thicker

The irony that barley any venues in Carlisle host any queer events throughout the year, however pride weekend they’re all after the pink pound and hosting “after party’s” 🙄💸🌈

Anywhere doing fezzy baguettes yet ? 👀

These Biscuits

@hazelrosedee @TheBeth_Kirby

my friend just said ‘time for desert’ and pulled out a fucking elf bar

Throwing shade takes a bit of creativity, being a bitch takes none

True friends buy you Botox for your birthday 💁🏼💕

Just remembered the time back in 2011 a few months before I came out, I invited a girl over for drinks in a last ditch effort to be straight. I got drunk and my gay ass ended up doing the Run The World choreo 😭😭😭

The lack of heating on this train is homophobic 🥶

Loveee Jordan #BigBrotherUK

We love to see it ✈️ ☀️🌴

@CharlieWhite_22 On my radar

Horrible office phrases? I’ll start: ‘Touch base’

It’s officially bubble bath season. Find me in the tub between 7 pm and 9 pm every night from now until Valentine’s Day.

This years halloween costume could very well be iconic

@sal_metz @lucieteasdale @SimpsonJ2020 @Beavz27 @emilyarmiger I’m on count down

@Davidjames94 @lucieteasdale @SimpsonJ2020 @Beavz27 @emilyarmiger 91 days

The first cold morning has been which surely means one thing ? This years festive forecast can’t be far away

@sal_metz @lucieteasdale @SimpsonJ2020 @Beavz27 @emilyarmiger I’ll throw a festive baguette party just for your arrival

@Davidjames94 @lucieteasdale @SimpsonJ2020 @Beavz27 @emilyarmiger I’m gonna have to eat one a day when I’m home in December

Sitting up watching last night watching Geordie shore from the start was both one of my best and worst decision

Not Jessie Wear thinking Homobloc is a little club appearance 💀