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@AtlasDice94 @TruthSeek01011 They actually write shows mostly based on current events.

@TruthSeek01011 Ok you do you, me I'd rather not expose my brain to their dumb entertainment.

As millennials, we grew up on shows like South Park, Jackass, family guy and so many more shows that poked fun at everyone. How did some of you become such absolute pussies and offended by everything? What happened to you?

@HigherGradeHerb Got seeds? Ill buy a few (personal) if you dare ship to this current shithole country of 🇨🇦

Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies Knocked up with East Coast Irene fem pollen. 😈

@nenshi @surlysemantics Pap smear campaign.

Danielle Smith is trying to carve up your voting power like a pizza. The UCP would rather rig the vote than earn yours.

@HighAngel Mexican beach weed

I got you a lil something 🎁

@StonerDad Noted 🫡 thanks for doing your part. Figured it was 🗑. The market is flooded with it.

This is just honest to god terrible weed, probably the worst stuff I’ve ever bought, legal or not. Whoever thought this was consumable should be embarrassed. There’s no saving it, can’t even make a salad with good weed to make it better. Serves me right for cheaping out.

@nenshi Sit down @nenshi everyone has been talking about it for years.

The UCP is opening the door to election rigging, and Albertans should be outraged. Effective representation is a constitutional right. It is not subject to the notwithstanding clause. Anything short of implementing the majority report in its entirety is election rigging. We won't let them cheat to win. albertandpcaucus.ca/news/post/ucp-…

@unfilteredwkels They actually did nothing the entire time, but wait their turn to complain about how they were not given their turn the correct way, or how someone didn't use their pronouns correctly. How do these people get anything done?

The NDP should just host their next clown show conference in a prison… They would not need equity cards in a place where: 1. Everyone is treated equally. 2. Food and housing is free. 3. No guns. 4. Universal healthcare. 5. Same gender relationships PS … maybe you can extend an invite to Carney’s circus! 🎤

@unfilteredwkels @ABDanielleSmith @yyCBEdu 👎

Was a 30-day notice sent for this? 🧐 Tomorrow is “Swap Identities Day” at Earl Grey School. Under the Education Amendment Act, instruction on gender identity requires a 30-day advance notice and written opt-in consent. Parents, did you receive a formal notice and opt-in form for this at the start of the month? Or just this little last-minute “reminder”. 🚩 . . . . . . . . . . #ABEd #ParentalRights #WeAreCBE #Calgary #Alberta

Insanity. Im so sick of the 2%. Kids don't need to be forced fed this stuff. This is the main reason I chose catholic school over public. They can make up their own minds when they are adults, like its been for all of time. Stop grooming our children to be furries.

@ThrillaRilla369 Tell him to pound sand.

If your Muslim neighbor says you must get rid of your dog to respect Islam, what would you do?

@thesovereignceo @RestoreBritain_

If you could put anyone in charge of Canada (doesn’t have to be a current member of parliament) who would it be?

@RebelNewsOnline Come do the @AGLC next. Fucking corrupt scum.

What are the odds? Lotto Max players are about to get screwed. Again! The odds are getting dramatically worse, not better. As if winning the Lotto Max jackpot isn’t hard enough, along comes news that achieving such a windfall is about to get that much harder – and more expensive. And in the department of adding insult to injury, the Ontario Lottery and Gaming Corporation (OLG) is falsely stating that the upcoming changes to Lotto Max next month are meant to BENEFIT players! Here’s the skinny: an OLG media release trumpets: “BIG CHANGES COMING TO LOTTO MAX: Bigger Jackpots, More Prizes, and Better Overall Odds of Winning are Coming April 2026.” Really? No. Not really. Conspicuously missing from the press release is that the odds are getting dramatically worse, not better. Under the current format, one must correctly pick 7 out of 50 numbers (it used to be 49). But the new format means that in order to win the top prize, one must correctly pick 7 out of 52 numbers. Adding two more numbers to the lottery effectively bumps the odds of winning the top prize from roughly 99 million to 1 to 134 million to 1. And incidentally, the cost of a Lotto Max ticket is going up by 20%, going from $5 to $6. Is this due to the rising cost of paper and toner ink due to inflation? Who knows? But only in the perverse universe of the OLG is a ticket that costs more yet delivers worse odds deemed to be a GOOD thing for players… Notably, the national lottery games such as Lotto Max, Lotto 649 and the Daily Grand are operated by the Interprovincial Lottery Corporation (ILC). However, when it comes to media relations and marketing for ILC games, this is handled by the provincial lottery corporations. And that’s problematic. Even though the OLG has an entire media relations team, calls and emails made by Rebel News are not even acknowledged. So it was we paid a house call to the swank Toronto headquarters of the OLG. And this is where things became surreal. The security guard on duty said nobody was available to speak with us due to the power outage. Just one thing: all the lights were on and the elevators were operating. And OLG people were coming and going. The scene was reminiscent of the famous dead parrot sketch from Monty Python’s Flying Circus. Par for the course, additional security was contacted to frogmarch Rebel News off the property. We drove further south on Yonge Stret to the headquarters of the ILC. What a sight! It appeared that only one person was present at this palatial office. She promised somebody would get back to us. Shockers! Nobody did. What is staggering about the OLG’s behavior is that it would appear to be business as usual when it comes to a shocking lack of transparency. We speak of the 2007 ombudsman’s report, “A Game of Trust”, which detailed the numerous fraudulent ways in which OLG operates, from turning a blind eye to insider wins to denying jackpots to rightful winners. Indeed, the OLG might very well be the most corrupt crown corporation in the history of crown corporations. And there would appear to be no political will to change course. And the deceitful ways continue with the OLG now falsely claiming that a more expensive Lotto Max ticket featuring worse odds of winning the jackpot is somehow good news for players! The crux of the matter is this: provincial governments in Canada have a monopoly when it comes to running lottery games. But why? Why aren’t private sector companies permitted to launch competing lottery products? Isn’t competition a good thing in a capitalist society? And in the final analysis, all we’re asking for is some truth in advertising? Indeed, our message to the OLG is this: if you’re going to rape us, so be it. Just don’t claim that such a violation is an act of lovemaking.

@therealblutree @FBGodTierGaming Sure sure. 10/10 would not buy if I saw it was clear.

@FBGodTierGaming Not disty and not fake terps. It’s live resin volatiles ✨

10/10 mouth stain

@libsoftiktok Man they are retarded

Speakers at the Democratic Party conference in Canada argue over their “gender equity cards” which allows them to skip the line to speak This is real

@elipokerips @RareCandy Adult children. I think its time to grow up Peter pan.

A challenge that ended up being sooo worth it! @RareCandy #pokemoncards

@hasidic_1 @danieleleff @DansDeals Not a single hair net in sight. Filthy

א באזוך אין די גרעסטע מצה בעקעריי אין כפר חבד דורך הרב דען פון דענס דיעלס

@BearsButler55 @Awk20000 🤣

@Awk20000 He’s about to get butthole maxed in jail

Clavicular arrested & banned on Kick

@draloneboy Excellent news.

Strong men must be ready to stand up