(The coffee shop is staffed and run by students.)
Student: "Hi, can I have... uh, something, with coffee that I can get quickly?"
Barista: "Got an exam coming up?"
Student: "Yeah... real soon."
Barista: "How about the 'exam special? Extra caffeinated, two bucks if you've got a [school] ID.
Student: "Perfect. Can I bring a few with me? I told my friends I'd get them coffee, too."
Barista: "Sure, we can seal them up and box them. A lot of students have asked for that."
Student: "Sure, Can I get 11?"
Barista: "11 exam specials, ASAPI"
(Two other staff members jump into action and start assembling drinks.)
Student: "My debit card won't go through."
Barista: "Uh oh. It's been working fine. Try it again."
Student: "No luck. Let me see if I have cash."
(Suddenly, the clock tower nearby chimes the hour.)
Student: "visibly shaken "Oh, un, is it two o'clock already?"
Barista: "Yeah... when's your final?"
Student: "2:10. 1, uh, I only have ten dollars." "under her breath Doctor [Name] is going to kill me..."
Barista: "Did you say Doctor [Name]?"
Student: "Yeah."
Barista: "Chemistry?"
Student: "Yeah..."
(The barista shoves the box of coffee into the student's hands.)
Barista: "Leave your ten dollars and run! Run like your life depends on it!"
Student: "Auugh!"
(The student takes the coffee and flees. Now it's my turn to order)
Me: "I take it you've had Doctor [Name] as a teacher?"
Barista: "Yeah, for 20 years. He's my dad."
@realapp ever thought of putting full season stats where you could go back to say 2015 and see every players ppg rpg etc. also championships, everything. Would be a hard feature to implement I’m sure but it’d be so cool
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@KYUBEYKISS@MommyNami14@bready_ow Ur bio tells me everything I need to know abt why u responded that way😂😂
Victim ass mentality follows yall liberals in every aspect of life not just politics
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@Dbixck@MommyNami14@bready_ow damn yall r bitches fr. elitist ass weirdos making this community a cesspool. i’m far enough out of plat but i 100% understand what they mean stop acting like ur rank on a video game holds any value in the real world
@bready_ow I haven’t been on plat for three seasons. For whatever reason I’m stuck in plat 1 rn and cannot progress. Truly facing the avengers in every game and half of them are under level 20… so can yall stop smurfing plz …?