Fukuro🦉

@MccainGOP "What's he even doing on this stage, who let that happen? Terrible Senator, y'know, look at his hair, it's disgusting He's a loser, Tiny D, he's gotta take the hint He's kooky. We call him Kooky Carlson, don't we folks? Both smart people, those two, they gotta work together"

@tracheesecake You and your entire family are retarded. Congratulations nigga.

My mom keeps fearmongering about DIY while being on DIY herself and while her boyfriend is also on DIY

>Isekai >MC is a prepper from Texas >becomes a gun runner in a presumably medieval fantasy world >Author is trying to self-publish through p*treon idk boys this sounds like it has potential

blacks didn't even invent ebonics.

A brick wall stood for 300 years near plenty of British people and it took an immigrant five minutes to ruin it because none of them care about your culture or heritage at all

If I was a serial killer I’d choose my victims randomly but they’d all have some sort of shared trait I wasn’t aware of and was maybe selecting subconsciously which would eventually be used to figure out my next target first and capture me. Fuck I get mad just thinking about it

- Refusing a duel - Losing a duel (not really a problem for long) - Not wearing enough blush in court - Not being invited to a ball she knows another gentleman is going to - Supporting the dreary Brits instead of the lovable American rebels (this is their Vietnam hippyism)

This would be a horror movie for a feminist

Notice how when young boys and adult men watch traditionally girl shows (Sailor Moon, Pretty Cure, Ojamajo Doremi, My Little Pony, Winx Club) they never demand the writers add more boy characters.

This has been fun but when do I get to go back to being anonymous

I lived in Japan for a year. Most of my experiences were exhausting in ways I’d rather not get into, but this one still makes me laugh. I was on the train in Osaka, minding my own business, when I noticed a group of school kids a few seats down. They were whispering, glancing at me, then whispering again. They kept passing a folded piece of paper between them as if they were planning something top secret. I watched this go on for two stops. Finally, one of the kids was pushed forward by the others. He walked over to me slowly, like he was approaching a wild animal that might bite. He stopped right in front of me, bowed politely, and held out the folded paper with both hands. I opened it. Inside was a handwritten note in careful English: “Hello. We think you are a very cool person. We are practicing our English. We hope this note is correct. Please give us a score.” At the bottom, they had drawn a literal grading box, out of ten. I looked up. Seven pairs of eyes were staring at me as if their entire semester depended on my response. I pulled out a pen, wrote “10/10” in the box, and added a note: “Perfect English. Well done.” The boy carried it back to the group. They read it together… and absolutely lost their minds. High-fives, jumping, and one kid even pumped his fist in the air. Their teacher, who had been pretending not to watch from the end of the car, was biting her lip, trying hard not to smile. I rode the rest of the journey grinning to myself. That’s the Japan I always remember.

LEVELS OF FATIGUE NEVER DREAMT POSSIBLE.

Y'know sometimes I feel like they snuck in an actual celebrity into this clip and nobody noticed because it played into the joke too well

Some black dude turned up to a public museum dressed like a retard and played chess against himself and other blacks are congratulating him in the comments

A parasite that has been eating people for 3,500 years is about to be wiped off the planet. It infected 3.5 million people in 1986. Last year, it infected 10. And I have not seen it make a single front page. It is called Guinea worm. You drink contaminated water from a pond in a poor village. A year later, a worm up to three feet long starts coming out of your leg through a burning blister. There is no pill that stops it and no surgery that works. You wrap the worm around a stick and pull it out slowly, over days or weeks, inch by inch. If you rush, the worm breaks inside you and causes a fresh infection. Guinea worm is ancient. Preserved worms have been pulled out of Egyptian mummies from around 1000 BCE. The Ebers Papyrus, an Egyptian medical scroll from 1550 BCE, describes pulling the worm out with a stick. For three and a half thousand years, that was the best humans could do. Then in 1986, public health workers decided to kill the parasite off. They had no vaccine and no drug. What they had was cheap cloth water filters and a small army of volunteers willing to walk from village to village for decades. The plan was simple. Give everyone who drinks from a pond a cloth filter to strain out the tiny water fleas that spread the parasite. Then send volunteers walking house to house, year after year, teaching people how to use the filters and keeping anyone with an emerging worm out of the water. It worked. From 3.5 million cases a year to 10. Four were in Chad, four in Ethiopia, two in South Sudan. The other four countries where the worm used to be common, Angola, Cameroon, the Central African Republic, and Mali, had zero human cases for the second year in a row. The World Health Organization has already certified 200 countries as Guinea worm free. Six are left. The last hurdle is dogs. Cameroon had 445 infected animals last year and Chad had 147, so a lot of the remaining work is on animals, not humans. Strays get leashed, and crews treat ponds to kill any remaining worms. The campaign keeps watching until the number hits zero. When Guinea worm hits zero, it becomes the second human disease ever erased from the planet. The first was smallpox. It will also be the first parasite humans have ever wiped out, and the first disease ever ended without a single dose of medicine. Volunteers walked village to village with cloth filters for 40 years. Now a plague from the age of the pharaohs is about to be gone.

Not really I’d think she was Anna Khachiyan