Dennis “Unc” Errectus

Yeah I was just talking to the President

This is a fireable offense. Send his ass packing. Heard there’s a school in Knoxville that could really use him right now

Stats from last week. Maybe I should touch some grass this week

@DennisMerrectus They’re great. What flavor did you get

Yeah I was just talking to the President

I now start every phone call with “yeah sorry I was just talking to the president” before they can even get a word in

@thatbadboyray Just let it rain

Does this uber have a bathroom fuck I need to piss

@sketchy_cactus I think we followed each other before my other account got banned for a week. I took your Santa cruz electrolyte recommendation- great stuff

@DennisMerrectus Followed

What I tell my wife after losing our entire net worth on online roulette

HAPPY EASTER! He has driven 🙏

@sketchy_cactus Happy Easter, Duke

The Acts of the Disciples is the whole reason why I’m a Christian. Not even the historical evidence of the Resurrection. All 12 of them died horrible deaths. No one dies for a prank. They saw the Son of God perform miracles, get crucified, and rise from the dead. Incredible.

Forfeit the rest of the season thanks for letting Tony walk @AD_DannyWhite

@thadeuscastle69 Put it on a Tshirt

Good comms pops

@jmcollard0426 Remember watching them literally 40 piece Gonzaga and going “they’re the national champs” and proceeded to not choose them to win the national title game. Still think psychopath Hurley might win it he’s a certified winner until proven otherwise

I love how we all watched Michigan in Vegas in November and said “yeah that team is gonna win the title” and then they just prove us all right

"I was just talking to the Pope"

The dome will be open for tonight’s game

Go do something good today. Spend time with friends/family. Point someone towards Christ or find him yourself. God Bless you all

@RedSoxAsere @CBSDickFitzwell will be there

Have you guys seen the Country Music night giveaway at Fenway? It’s so incredibly stupid I kind of want one

@Rajesh416769 Send that card my way

@DennisMerrectus Some artist outta dahlonega. He had so much cool shit I took his business card

New room loot #thanksmom

I was just talking to the President and he said I’m going to be a reary reary rich man on Wednesday