Dept. of Justice

It's true, we did strike a deal with FTP and PS to enable them to return $ to American players. How else was I gonna get back my $25?

If Doyle Brunson knew how much poker we play at the office he'd be turning over in his grave. Huh? He's not? Well that's good news, right?

Awesome news!!! We just signed Prahlad Friedman! #blackfriday #DOJcares

We don't want to ruin everything... That said, we're issuing a new Durrr challenge. How long can @Tom_Dwan hold the soap in a prison shower?

Starting to feel guilty now. Met a guy last night named Russ Hamilton that makes his living w/online poker. Hope he makes out ok.

Home games are still legal, we just don't hold them. Daniel Tzvetkoff tells us friends are overrated. #DOJcares #BlackFriday

Poker is not a game of skill, it's simply luck. That said, we would like to warn the public that @erik_seidel might be the devil. #DOJcares

Our Aces getting cracked at the .05/.10 limit tables had almost nothing to do with the shut down. #DOJcares #BlackFriday