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We do what the Dept of DOGE can't...Roast all day 🔥 😤 It's just memes, bruh! Laugh 😂 and move on 👣. Sarcasm, until it's not!?😏

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@josephpmbrtn Joseph Smith was a whoremonger criminal that was shot and killed that is the correct history. He is currently in Hades for the punishment of sin and will go into the Lake of Fire (Rev 21:8) that is the correct destination. Sin matters.
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Joseph
Joseph@josephpmbrtn·
The United States of America is the correct name of my country. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is the correct name of my church. Words matter.
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Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸@NickKnudsenUS·
It is astoundingly bizarre how many people jump in to defend Musk’s trillionaire status. You people have no idea the degree to which you’re being subjugated by the billionaire class. Open your eyes. Extreme wealth is killing society.
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@GhostOfAdamGase There's 4 billion women on earth. But you like man butt and sucking dick. Even though you know can get HIV. Instead Elon makes money and bang women. You stay broke and with fecal matter. You could learn coding and go be great. But you won't.
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@DylanDyylas Girls starving all around the world for a man and you want to get pegged in the asshole for free and mad at Elon bc you're broke. OK Janice STFU
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@Mikel_Jollett Things you could do in the United States for free (instead of having bitch accumulate to one person) 1. Go be gay by yourself 2. Stop being dusty and broke 3. Go pay for your own Healthcare 4. Hope you don't get HIV from being gay 5. Stop allowing your rectum to be penetrated
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Mikel Jollett
Mikel Jollett@Mikel_Jollett·
Things you could do in the United State for a trillion dollars (instead of have it accumulate to one person): 1. End homelessness 2. End poverty 3. Healthcare for every child 4. Universal free college 5. Universal clean, cheap energy 6. Cure cancer
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Punch TDE
Punch TDE@iamstillpunch·
Can’t wait to crack you niggas over the head this summer. lol
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Shruti
Shruti@heyshrutimishra·
Elon just created 4,400 millionaires in a single day. 400 of them are now worth over $100 million. These aren't VCs. They're SpaceX employees, and the list includes welders, technicians, and cafeteria staff, because for two decades the company paid every level of the workforce in stock instead of higher salaries. Juan Hernandez immigrated from Mexico and took a $28 an hour contractor welding job in 2015. He says he didn't even know what SpaceX was. The company gave him a $10,000 equity grant and let him buy more shares through payroll deductions. That stake is now worth $880,000. Trevor Hise's parents wanted him to take a stable job at General Electric. He picked SpaceX instead, stayed 12 years, and accumulated over 100,000 shares. At the $135 listing price that's $13.5 million. He's 37 and semiretired. His words: "The magnitude of this has been ridiculous." The most telling detail came before the listing. Over 100 employees quietly banded together and negotiated a group wealth management deal covering up to $5 billion, because none of them had ever needed a wealth manager before. Software IPOs have minted millionaires for 30 years. This is the first one where the money went to the factory floor.
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Riley Adam Voth
Riley Adam Voth@rileyadamvoth·
Mormons: But look, "The church of Jesus Christ," iT's RigHt tHerE iN oUr nAmE!!! Christ speaks to our leaders directly! Apostle Paul: Uh huh, "For such are false apostles, deceitful workers, transforming themselves into apostles of Christ. And no wonder! For Satan himself transforms himself into an angel of light." —2 Corinthians 11: 13-14
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Defeat Mormonism with John 3:16. They will literally try and do hoops around the word ONLY. Like we don't know what ONLY means. Jesus and Lucifer were not brothers. Rebuke that demonic cult. In the name of God's ONLY begotten Son.
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@storiesOfMormon Praise be to You Lord my God, King of the universe! I come to You for this lost soul in the name of Your ONLY Son, Jesus Christ, to seek deliverance from the spiritual bondage of Mormonism and the curses related to the temple ceremonies. I rebuke every spiritual hold from BoM.
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DJ Vlad
DJ Vlad@djvlad·
What's the whitest thing a white person can do?
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@j_divis Praise be to You Lord my God, King of the universe! I come to You for this lost soul in the name of Your ONLY Son, Jesus Christ, to seek deliverance from the spiritual bondage of Mormonism and the curses related to the temple ceremonies. I rebuke every spiritual hold from BoM.
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James Divis
James Divis@j_divis·
A common point of confusion is the claim that Latter-day Saints(Mormonism) believe Satan and Jesus Christ are ‘brothers’ in a way that diminishes the Savior. Here’s the truth: Heavenly Father organized all our spirits from eternal intelligence. We are all His spirit children and therefore spirit brothers and sisters, including Jesus, the Firstborn, and Lucifer before his rebellion. Satan chose to rebel and led away one-third of our spirit brothers and sisters. That choice was his alone. We are not guilty of the sins of others, and having a rebellious spirit sibling does not change who Jesus Christ is. He is our divine Savior, the Only Begotten Son of God in the flesh, and the only one through whom we can return to the Father.
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Praise be to You Lord my God, King of the universe! I come to You for many lost souls in the name of Your ONLY Son, Jesus Christ, to seek deliverance from the spiritual bondage of Mormonism and the curses related to the temple ceremonies. I rebuke every spiritual hold from BoM.
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