Derek Taylor Kent

The FUNNIEST Picture Book Ever - FARTNADO! 🌪️ funny read aloud youtu.be/VPcwg4KBpig?si… via @YouTube My kids’ book about a ‘Fartnado’ just got a full cinematic read-aloud with puppets #KidsBooks #ReadAloud #ChildrensBooks #Parenting #FunnyKids

The FUNNIEST Picture Book Ever - FARTNADO! 🌪️ funny read aloud youtu.be/VPcwg4KBpig?si… via @YouTube

The WORLD PREMIERE on YouTube of The Funniest Picture Book Ever AKA Fartnado! is now taking place at @KidTimeStory Watch for a special appearance when they have to break out the Author Button. youtube.com/watch?v=VPcwg4… #Fartnado #TheFunniestPictureBookEver #Funny #KidsBooks

Tune in tomorrow - April Fools Day - to see what happens when I *THOUGHT* I was going to read The Funniest Picture Book Ever. Turns out, the prank was on ME! 🤢💨 @DerekTaylorKent, author of the Grossest Picture Book Ever, is about to strike again!

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In medieval England, Sir Reginald says to his wife, “Sweeting, I go anon unto the tavern.” His wife replies, “My lord, thou must not! After all that hath befallen, thou didst swear to forswear drink forevermore.” "Hark, I must go," decrees Sir Reginald, "for I have weighty business with Sir Archibald, Sir Thomas, and Sir Gregory. But take heart, my love—I shall have naught but tea and a crumpet. Thou hast my word.” “Very well,” she says, "Then shall I expect thee home with thy wits about thee.” Sir Reginald enters the tavern and what should meet his gaze but an ENORMOUS DRAGON! He draws his sword at once and cries, “Fear not, good sirs! I shall dispatch this foul beast!” But his friends leap up and say, “Whoa, whoa, whoa—easy there, Sir Reginald. This is Valkor. He’s cool AF. We’ve been drinking with him this past hour. Sit with us and hear the dragon’s remarkable tales.” “Oh,” says Sir Reginald, sheathing his sword. “Carry on, then.” The four knights make merry with the dragon deep into the night. True to his word, Sir Reginald keeps to his tea and crumpets until the dragon turns to him and says, “What art thou, a wee maid? Have an ale, thou absolute codfish!” “Well,” says Sir Reginald, “a new friendship with a dragon doth call for some small celebration. One ale cannot undo me.” HUZZAH! Some ten ales later, the knights decide to take turns riding upon the dragon high above the village. Sir Reginald goes last–and being thoroughly hammered, he swoons mid-flight, tumbles from Valkor’s back, and falls to his death just outside the tavern. Valkor gasps, “Oh shit oh shit oh shit” …and promptly flees the realm. Sir Reginald’s wife arrives, wailing, “What in God’s name hath happened to my dear Sir Reginald?!” Sir Archibald bows his head and responds gravely, “He fell off the dragon.”

.@BillNye Check out this fun new song about you and how much you've meant to the world of science and inspiring kids to pursue STEM studies. Thank you so much! youtu.be/m0srJi2Y43k Premieres today at noon!

On Wednesday, bestselling author Derek Taylor Kent will provide numerous tips for avoiding writer's block and improving your writing productivity. authorlearningcenter.com/webinars/c/e/2… #writingworkshops #writingcommunity #writerslife #amwriting #writing #authorlife #authorpreneur

@LockedOnLakers Check out the Lakers Anthem for 2025-26. "Purple and Gold (a Luka Era Lakers Anthem)" open.spotify.com/album/2UfmGxb8… YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=388W2R… If you like it, feel free to use it on the podcast, no charge. DM for an MP3.

@Trever_Lane Check out the Lakers Anthem for 2025-26. "Purple and Gold (a Luka Era Lakers Anthem)" open.spotify.com/album/2UfmGxb8… YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=388W2R… If you like it, feel free to use it on the podcast, no charge. DM for an MP3.

California Kids Club is running an awesome giveaway for a copy of The Leaning Tower of Pizza! instagram.com/p/DDILNYZJzQP/ See this Instagram video by @californiakidsclub instagram.com/reel/DDILNYZJz…

If you're wondering how to get traditionally published, you won't want to miss this informative webinar on Wednesday with bestselling author Derek Taylor Kent! authorlearningcenter.com/webinars/c/e/2… #writingworkshops #writingcommunity #writerslife #author #writing #bookpublishing #queryletters

@GeoffreyPlitt The appropriate penalty will be to have to drive a Cybertruck in public for one month! ‘Nooo! Just try me for treason and execute me!’

Leon, you're not an elected official, decider of punishments, or even knowledgeable about geopolitics in general. You're a broligarch, and we don't have to listen to you 🤣 P.S. Vindman is a patriot.

When Kevin Sorbo found out he would not be offered a job in Trump's White House, he was extremely When Kevin Sobro learned he would not be offered a job in Trump's White House he was extremely... youtu.be/y6EDlD_fWn0?t=…

@MensHumor The idea is to get as shoplifters do drink they forget why they came and go home with new towels

Target is opening in-store bars and rolling out their very own margaritas called "Targaritas". My wife is never coming home.

@MensHumor Not to be outdone, we will also see Wal- Martinis

@GeoffreyPlitt Sounds like an official act to me

IDEA: What if Biden's locks the doors of the White House, declares himself emperor for the rest of his life? That'd be a crazy two months right?

Struggling to get the attention of an agent or publisher? Learn proven strategies for success in next week's webinar with bestselling author Derek Taylor Kent. authorlearningcenter.com/webinars/c/e/2… #writingworkshops #writingcommunity #writerslife #author #writing #bookpublishing

@GeoffreyPlitt Congressmen?

One/some what, sir?