Dev0id

vagina dentata hakuna matata

I’m low-key afraid to go to sleep cause I might have that nightmare where i make sweet love to Roger from American Dad again…

Who else up contemplating the absurdity of all it?… 😭😂💯

I be burping in her pussy till she queef then I thrust in my big beef…

They’re doing this to me tomorrow…

A queef is basically a pussy burp…

You keep fucking with me like dat bro you finna get pantied and sissified….

🎶🎶My dick n’ balls🎶….My dick n’ balls🎶…I waaant chu to plaaay wit my Dick n’ Balls!!!…🗣️ 🎶🎶🎶

You’re ones of those freak deaky cheeky fellers aren’t cha…..

You merely adopted the larp…I was born in it….

If da butt fat…best believe my face can be sat on till it’s flat…

At the end of the day…we all poop…maybe even pee….

Why is there a pee desperation emote in Fortnite…

At the end of day…you’re either a Rick or a Morty…on this bitch of an earth…..

Fuck it..putting two Zyns in tonight…don’t care if I OD….

Answer?..

My goose is cooked!

I wanna get white girl wasted

I got fungus on my chungus

Hi how are ya

Been playing wit my balls one too many times and I’m afraid I’ve inflicted testicle torsion upon myself