Devon Simmer

@yokellen @normalfunnygirl @JuanGlaze

@normalfunnygirl Pops always told me if you can’t finish school, you can finish concrete

Any good career paths for people who aren’t very intelligent and do not possess any discernible skills?

It’s official like a referee’s whistle. 🙌

@JudyStroyer21 @putmeincoach03 @JuanGlaze

@putmeincoach03 We would still be winless

Diego Pavia can save his career #StormPosting

@sal_thick Iowa cubs mentioned

“Yeah mom I’m pretty much gonna live at the library until finals are over”

That’s a @HawkeyeFootball record 🤩

Bet. Watch this.

@ILoveWillLevis @SteelersWin109 Returner

@SteelersWin109 24 year old who couldn’t get on the field at Iowa khan you lost me man

White Calvin Austin we move

@factsofBizzy @BaddestBearJew Nope

@BaddestBearJew Scottie Miller, Gunner O, Braxton Berrios type of player 😵‍💫

Whew baby … that burst is LEEEEEETHAL. People may not like it now, but he’s an immediate Day 1 starter. Great pick.

@ColinPKSU @ItsBucnPrinny This dude won back to back returner of the year

@ItsBucnPrinny I wanted Skyler bell so bad, first round player for me. Slap in the face to draft some dude I’ve never heard of for bell to go a few spots later

Steelers either going Kyle Lewis, Malik Muhammad, or Skyler Bell

We've been bitching about the Steelers return game for years. Kaden Wetjen is a stud returner. 6 Return TDs in college. Averaged 26.8 yards per punt return last season for Iowa. Value isn't the greatest but if he fixes a huge glaring hole then who cares.

With the 121st pick in the 2026 NFL Draft, we select WR Kaden Wetjen.

I AM IN HEAVEN

Gennings Dunker is an absolute BEAUTY 😂

My Super Bowl

@JHusk91 Nope lol

Okay cool. So I wasn’t the only one who had every hair standing straight up then. Whew lol

THIS MEANS SOMETHING TO ME MAN

WHAT A SCENE IN PITTSBURGH FOR ROUND 1 OF THE NFL DRAFT 😱 Watch on ESPN, ABC, NFL Network and the ESPN App 🏈

The standard is the standard #letsgopens