Tim Dillard

AZ Spring Training 2026

Bryce Harper with a game-tying 2-run home run in the 8th inning of the WBC championship… aaand it’s officially the loudest baseball game my TV has ever encountered #WorldBaseballClassic

Opening Day bonus just announced by the Brewers: Fans should stick around postgame for a sneak peek at “Ueck,” a new documentary coming this summer that’s been three years in the making. Theatrical release coming this summer.

Gracias, Machete. ❤️ As Martín Maldonado hangs up his cleats, his Puerto Rico teammates share their love and gratitude for the impact he has had on their country and the game.

Seinfeld feat. planbeepizza.com

Anchorman

National Lampoon’s Dillard Vacation

The Naked Gun

WATCH Brewers vs Dodgers today for FREE! Then sign up for a whole season of Brewers Baseball! 📺 ⚾️ ➡️ brewers.tv ⬇️ here’s me with more details:

Cayman. Anniversary. Friends… & John Malkovich?

In celebration of Friday the 13th... here are some less popular dates: Tuesday the 7th Sunday the 31st Monday the 22nd Wednesday the 16th and of course Thursday the 3rd

FINAL #SBLX commercial synopsis: • poor showing all around. • laughed at maybe 4 of them. • bludgeoned over the head with AI. • Star Wars tauntauns were glorious! • Good Will Dunkin’ was star studded! • Pepsi stealing Coca Cola polar bears and then get caught together on the Jumbotron was clever. Probably biggest laugh of the night.🐻‍❄️ • Bradley Cooper & David Wooderson w/ bonus Parker Posey was alright alright alright. • toilets singing about checking your pee color was strange, but… hydration is in fact very important. • Jurassic Park Xfinity was EPIC!🦖🦕 “that’s one big pile of shrimp”🍤 • Thor holding a giant rattlesnake and going fisticuffs with a grizzly bear was my 2nd favorite behind Jurassic Park! • I really liked the Andy Samberg as Meal Diamond except… not a fan of mayonnaise 🤢 and that was a lot of mayonnaise. “Haaaam… touching haaaam!”🎶 ANYWAY… thanks for reading my pointless review and I know missed some commercials while grabbing beers, getting snacks, and of course… checking on my hydration.😉 wait… who won the game?🤔 #SuperBowl | #SuperBowlLX

Hey @grok… how many field goal kickers have been Super Bowl MVP? #SBLX

Always liked how Super Bowl uses Roman numerals #SuperBowlLX

Free Agent RHP - 6'8" 240lb 𝟰𝗦 94.2 (t94.9) - 23.5 IVB, 4.5 HB, 2314 RPM 𝗖𝗛 83.8 (t84.7) - 10.7 IVB, 10.0 HB, 1744 RPM 𝗦𝗟 82.7 (t83.5) - 5.6 IVB, -7.2 HB, 2186 RPM 𝗖𝗕 78.7 (t78.9) - -7.6 IVB, -0.7 HB, 2361 RPM 1.54 ERA, 30/7 K/UBB, 4/4 SV in @MLBDraftLeague in '25.

Find someone you love… and try to make them laugh. Happy 20th Anniversary @ehdillard! 🥂

Ep. #14 of The World’s MOST Uneeded Minor League Baseball Podcast In The World… with special guest Nate Orf!🎙️ FOLLOW. SUBSCRIBE. SHARE. 📺YouTube 🍎Apple 🟢Spotify 📦Amazon Music ➡️ dimtillard.com/busesbenchesan…

Brewers Fantasy Camp 2026! ⚾️🍺🌵

If you could cruise around in a gnarly tv vehicle from the 80's... what would you pick? 🚙💨📺 #RanDimTwitterPoll

My 2025 New Year’s resolution was to not make any New Year’s resolutions… and totally nailed it! 🙌 🎉 🍾 #goals