Kennedy Kituyi

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Kennedy Kituyi

Kennedy Kituyi

@DirectorKenito

Photographer: Cinematographer: Sports Enthusiast Book me for (Weddings, Documentaries, and Events Coverage) Manchester United Fan, CR7 (Brazil, Portugal)

Nairobi, Kenya เข้าร่วม Ekim 2013
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jiggy_thecreator@presh_islit__·
Signs a man hasn't had s£x for a long time? 😂
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†ʀᴇx 🐍
†ʀᴇx 🐍@FwTrex·
Why is it that Nigerians don’t go camping in the forest at night?
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MethoDman
MethoDman@polo_kimanii·
Some mathematics has never made sense to me. A poor family raising 2 million shillings so that they can go to and pay it to the hospital for it to release the body if their dead relative is bad mathematics for me. Mtu amekula pesa yote akiwa mgonjwa,alafu akule ingine akiwa mkufu,anawaacha kwa umaskini hohe hahe. Mimi nilikaisha hii watu yangu chini nikawaambia ile siku itawahi fanyika,nimekufa na bill imepita 1 million,wanisahao tu. Wasijiue wakijaribu kupea uhai kitu imekufa. Waniwache nitumike kama Specimen huko laboratories. Juu ata ukiwa umekufa hujuangi,uzikwe kwa geneza ya 400k,uzikwe na bedsheet,uzikwe na karatasi,its all the same. Mchwa itakufikia tu. Our ancestors used to throw the dead in escarpmets. Wàkua waikagio mūkuru. Sometimes if you become too sick to a point you become a burden,ulikua unawachwa msitu,ukipona unarudi nyumbani,ukikufa fisi zinasiaga wewe. Its as simple as that.
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Kenny
Kenny@sailboatson·
Type of girl you meet on the last day of vacation.
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LANDLORD🇰🇪
LANDLORD🇰🇪@bozgabi·
My younger sister knows lazima nikapelekee kitu nikitoka matembezi, so nikifika kama amelala narudisha kwa bag inakua ya the next day and so on. Hii town lazima tusurvive😂😂
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Mwangi wa Ngachu
Mwangi wa Ngachu@wa_ngachu·
Had to be a murima babes Before you marry visit murima.
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Kennedy Kituyi
Kennedy Kituyi@DirectorKenito·
@nikokadiKE Pole sana. People will always not be honest about this. I prefer to buy headphones than ear pods for medical reasons
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niko kadi
niko kadi@nikokadiKE·
Avoid hizo earpods za oraimo bana. Mi nilizinunua juzi last month bana sai maskio zi auma kaa fucking zikona feature inaitwa "noice cancellation" inaziba any sound from the outside shida ni vile msee anaskia later. Mi sai nikieka loud music maskio inaanza kujifunga. Fuck it.
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Kennedy Kituyi
Kennedy Kituyi@DirectorKenito·
@muheediva01 I agree. 4 to 6 hours are the normal hours a human being can work optimum
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𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛
𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛@muheediva01·
I genuinely think if we all adopted a 4 day work week with 5-6 hour days, it would change the course of society. People would be happier, healthier, less angry, and more present. Social bonds would be stronger. It could literally change the entire world.
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BOOMLUCK⚽️🏀
BOOMLUCK⚽️🏀@Boomluck1zz·
Did Doku really quit the World Cup to go and be with his pregnant wife?😳
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Kennedy Kituyi
Kennedy Kituyi@DirectorKenito·
@Opresii He saved them again, add him another 14 million followers
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Don@Opresii·
Cape Verde goalkeeper should give us back our 14 million followers
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Kennedy Kituyi@DirectorKenito·
@mbafraaude He simply committed to breaking Guinness world record of most games watched by a FIFA President
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gam
gam@mbafraaude·
Está en prácticamente todos los partidos. Nunca le he visto celebrar el gol de absolutamente ningún país. Salvo uno que todos recordamos.
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Kennedy Kituyi@DirectorKenito·
@janelsooo Offside simply means never sleep at your girlfriend's place if you don't pay rent
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Jan@janelsooo·
Watching the World Cup and looked up Offsides. Offsides in Soccer is about the dumbest rule I've ever heard in my life.
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Vanesa Garcia
Vanesa Garcia@VanesaGarciaa86·
Beso después del oral? Si o no?
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Kennedy Kituyi@DirectorKenito·
@Wi_LaansDiary Stay and play for your country. The chance only comes once but getting someone is a personal decision
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Wi-Laan
Wi-Laan@Wi_LaansDiary·
I have a question I need to ask the guys since I’ve seen this debate spark interest.. Men , would you leave the worldcup (let’s say you played for a country with potential & your team REALLY needs you) to attend the birth of your son? Or you staying and playing 4 ur country??
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아두라💞💜
아두라💞💜@Aduradara61049·
Has a woman ever begged you desperately to date her?
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Kennedy Kituyi@DirectorKenito·
@DikenaClinton A wise man would have talked to her, but a stupid one comes online to seek validity
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Dike Clinton Chisom
Dike Clinton Chisom@DikenaClinton·
Friends, I don't even know how to explain this... 😭 I found this in my wife's bag while she was sleeping. Her behavior has been a bit off for a while now, and now I'm totally freaking out. What the hell is this?? What is she hiding from me??
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𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛
𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛@muheediva01·
Pro Tip: always return home from vacation on a Saturday night even if it's 1AM. Having that full Sunday at home before the work week is huge.
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