Dobby Balbec

Bitch don’t get too comfortable

@LADodgersMuse To me in fantasy

@dynastyinfo411 Should have caught a Gleyber homerun. That one hurt me in fantasy

Jordan Walker had a massive day 3-4 1 HR (459 FT) 5 RBI 1 Run 1 SB

Ben Rice 5 strikeouts in his last 7 at bats

@Klein25 .500*

Andy Pages hitting .480 with 3 home runs through 7 games is nuts.

@owndodgerhaters He’s better than prime Barry bonds against me in fantasy

It’s time to finally admit it, andy pages is better than tatis

Fuck u fuck u fuck u fuck u you will be a pumpkin next week

@RotoSurgeon Andy pages is Barry bonds

Ronald Acuña Jr? Sucks. Fernando Tatis Jr? Sucks. Manny Machado? Sucks. Julio Rodriguez? Sucks. Cal Raleigh? Sucks. Pete Alonso? Sucks. Francisco Lindor? Sucks. Red Sox Offense? Sucks. Mookie Betts? Hurt. Juan Soto? Hurt. Let’s call the 2026 season and move onto the lockout

Yainer Diaz hitting like prime buster posey in crunch time

For every single Ronald Acuña Jr. fantasy point so far this year, Andy pages has 4 of them

Andy Pages makes me think 25 to life isn’t such a bad punishment

@UnderdogMLB FUCK YOU JAW MAN

Andy Pages in 8 games this season: .500 BA 3 HR 10 RBI 1.374 OPS

Andy Pages

This is some sort of sick fucking joke right?

Two bullets. Hitler and Andy pages. Andy pages first then myself second

Yo @VPasquantino you good bro?

If I faced Colton cowser every at bat I’d make it to the big leagues for sure

Orioles lineup full of hitlers and Mussolini’s

Pete “Hitler” Alonso

Orioles lineup doesn’t even try to get a hit against Carmen Mlodzinski, they just look at him like this

“Okay orioles lineup, make Carmen Mlodzinski look like a cy young candidate”