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@wideawake_media @grok which country has higher knife crime per capita - US or UK? Please confirm and answer with amount per capita.

Piers Morgan: "In my country... very few people have guns... and the consequence of that is we have almost zero gun crime." Tucker Carlson: "Oh, is your country, is London safe now?" Piers Morgan: "We have a knife crime problem in our country." Tucker Carlson: "No, you have a people problem. You have the kind of people who stab each other, and you didn't used to have that." "It's a massive increase because the attitudes of the people, the actions of the people are totally different. You've got different people and different behaviours." "And you can't admit that because... I'm not sure why."

@FootballFunnys the fact that it's shite

What's stopping this England team from winning the World Cup this year? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

I think it goes without saying at this stage that I'm the foremost authority in the world on descending broadening wedge reversals

@JordanVanDina it's a mobile home - you could have just sold your house

I bid at $8,000 and it was a steal. At $10,000 I convinced my wife I would be LOSING money not bidding on this. By $15,000 I was starting to get concerned. When I bid $20,000 I started looking at warehouse space to house it. By the time I bid $30,000 I knew I'd have to live in the warehouse space because I'd soon to be divorced. Sadly I topped out at $35,000 but I am proud of the person who did the right thing and paid 60 for it. Still a steal in my book.

1. Mathematics is the language of nature. 2. Everything around us can be represented and understood through numbers. 3. If you graph these numbers, patterns emerge. Therefore: There are patterns everywhere in nature. Aug-Oct.

@MufcWonItAll2 Giggs (the footballer) only gets shade because he played for 2 DECADES. People talk about the last 7-8 years of CM Giggs in his late 30s when he was still among the best - but ignored the 90s and early 2000s giggs who absolutely terrorised the best Italian teams ever made.

Mark is waffling absolute nonsense

@LfcNaokii In fairness he absolutely violated us endlessly. I don't mind tho I've always liked him and he's a decent player. We were so bad anyways, absolutely comical to be so far behind your 'rivals'. However, if it had to be anyone, I'm glad it was you Mo.

🚨Mohamed Salah on the Premier League club opponent he’ll miss the most: 🗣️ Salah: “Honestly, I think I’ll miss playing Manchester United the most. Not just because of the rivalry, but because for the past 10 years… we really dominated them. Those games always meant something special to me.” “My favorite memories? The 7-0, the 5-0 at Old Trafford, the 4-0, even the 4-2… those nights were unforgettable. The fans, the atmosphere, the goals—it was always something personal.” “When I look back at my career, those matches will always make me smile....𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲

@KillaXBT thank you for your attention on this matter!

For anyone not understanding what I’m implying… I’m simply saying that most of the bear market correction has already taken place. We’re now in a bottoming zone. Does that mean we’re about to see a V-shaped recovery? No. Does it mean 60K was definitively the bottom? No. What it does mean is that, based on how $BTC typically behaves, there’s a high probability we’re entering a period of extremely choppy, range bound price action. We’re already seeing it, but expect it to be more prolonged. With that in mind, this is a scalper’s paradise. And remember, trend is your friend. There will be pumps, and there will be dumps, but the key point is this: in a downtrend, rallies tend to be shallow. Do not set your targets too high for the bearish retests 🫡

@Blessing_Olivi Neymar - farmers league.

Rooney V. Neymar Career. Goals Rooney - 364 Neymar - 448 Assists Rooney - 164 Neymar - 250+ Dribbles Rooney - Less than 300 Neymar - 3,084 Trophies Rooney - 16 Neymar - 39 Awards Rooney - Less than 20 Neymar - More than 70 Ballon D'or finish Rooney - 5th Neymar - 3rd Eye Test Neymar ✅ Free kick Rooney - 16 Neymar - 24 Market Value Rooney - €65m Neymar - €222m Rooney could put on the microphone and speak till eternity but he's never touching the level Neymar touched.

@EBogenschneider @VladTheInflator

@VladTheInflator It's called "Sitting Sheol", not Shiva. Sheol is the Old Testament term for the underworld. Shiva is a Hindu deity.

His chronically online son observed Shiva, a week-long, intensive mourning period in Judaism for first-degree relatives (parents, children, spouses, siblings) that begins immediately after the burial. He didn't post online for 7 days Mourners "sit shiva" at home, refraining from work, grooming, and entertainment, while receiving community support, praying, and sharing memories, typically concluding on the seventh morning.

@israel_ajoje ahh apologies, was thinking city

@DocTomato he won one with Barcelona in 2009

Let me say something that does not get said enough. The standards Guardiola is being held to right now are genuinely unfair, and I suspect a big part of it is because of what Real Madrid did between 2016 and 2018. Guardiola has won the Champions League three times. Twice with Barcelona in 2009 and 2011, and once with Manchester City in 2023. Two titles in three years at Barcelona alone. That is a ridiculous output by any measure. Most of the greatest managers in football history never won it once. Sir Alex Ferguson, with all of United's dominance across two decades, won it twice. Guardiola has won it three times across two clubs and people are out here acting like it is a problem. Zidane's Real Madrid won the Champions League three consecutive times in 2016, 2017 and 2018. Then Ancelotti came back and won it again in 2022 and 2024. Five titles in nine years for one club. When the benchmark being whispered about is Real Madrid across that period, suddenly three wins across two different clubs in completely different leagues starts looking insufficient by comparison. That is not a fair comparison. That is an almost impossible standard being quietly applied to one man. Winning the Champions League once is hard. Winning it twice is historic. Winning it three times puts you in a conversation with Bob Paisley and Zidane. The fact that we are debating Guardiola's legacy in this competition at all tells you more about how extraordinary the last decade of European football has been than it tells you anything negative about him. My name is Ajoje. I am a FIFA Licensed Agent and International Sports Lawyer. I write on the Law and Business of Football, a lot. Repost and Follow if you want to read more posts like this.

@israel_ajoje I mean I'm agreeing with you chief. Just saying it's a brutally asymmetrical comparison for teams in the PL, it's war every week. (also Pep has one treble ;))

@DocTomato And he has 3 and 2 trebles how many people have won more?

@Devon_Eriksen_ Paris

Both. If you think either one of them is "the bad guy", you've failed to understand the Hellenic pagan mindset. They didn't share the Christianity-derived vision of every fight as a proxy war between ultimate good (God) and ultimate evil (Satan). They thought of war as a clash between tribes over a conflict of interest. Each of these men was an ideal of masculine virtue, fighting for the cause of his tribe. Which is what heroes did. Modern Christians think that wars shouldn't happen, because everyone should be on the side of God, which is one of the two sides. Hellenic pagans thought that war would happen, because tribes and nations inevitably have conflicting interests. So, in their worldview, it was entire possible for two righteous, virtuous, admirable heroes to make war against each other.

@LarryPopulist @MJTruthUltra "How is what Israel did worse than dropping a nuclear bomb on a city?" strong moral barometer there chief

@MJTruthUltra How is what israel did in Gaza worse than what the Allies did in world War 2 to germany and Japan? Except the rules are different for the Jews,right?

People are upset I said Israel committed genocide in Gaza… cool, I still love ya, but I won’t ignore the blatant obvious truth about what happened —— On October 7, the Israeli Government gave a stand down order. It’s a fact. They wanted the slaughter. They wanted it to justify their actions. They could have stopped what happened, but chose not to. It took 6 hours to respond to an invasive terror attack within a nation the size of New Jersey. So go ahead.. try to justify or rationalize that. DRIVING Israel's length (north to south) is ~470 km, ~5-6 hours. Width (west to east) is ~120 km, ~1.5-2 hours. Helicopter is 45 minutes. Again, why did it take 6+ hours to respond to the attack? That alone will never sit right with me. Sorry. Why did IDF soldiers testify they were told to stand down? Why some people don’t understand this is beyond me. Charlie understood it. He questioned it. And just when he said he’d no longer be morally blackmailed by Jewish mega-donors, and that he was leaving the Israeli cause, he ended up dead the next day. It hurts… what happened to him still hurts. rumble.com/v6zytt0-charli…

@samuelluckhurst All this 'reality' shows is that the format is being repeatedly modified so that the big teams get to play each other more.

United have played at Real Madrid five times, dating back to their first season in the European Cup in 1956-57. City are playing at the Bernabeu for the seventh time in the last ten years tonight. That reality has to jolt #mufc eventually.

@ThinkingBitmex People loved the wild west when crypto was in infancy and on the way up.... it's not so nice on the way down

How can anyone look at crypto and think Donald Trump was better than Joe Biden? Under Biden: - Gensler cracked down on major fraudster - BTC ETFs were approved - Bitcoin went up 400% off the lows Under Trump: - Bitcoin and crypto dumped 40% (or more) - The Trump family extracted billions from memecoins and "World Liberty" - Scammers have stolen further billions without any repurcussions The reality is - a quasi regulated industry is better than a complete wild west

@Czooba would absolutely love

There’s no Right Winger better than Khvicha Kvaratskhelia in the Premier League. A proper traditional winger who is very good 1v1, fast and creates loads of scoring chances for the striker. He’s just 25yrs old and I am not sure about our interest in him but If he joins Man United, that’s guaranteed 20 league goals for Benjamin Sesko. We might land 21 next season Reds!

@Utdbrizzy Such unnecessary fuss about this game in history. We got bashed 3-1 in Bernabeu, we were never in front at home to them until late in the second half. It was exciting in that we coulda scored a LOT more, football was good, but they were 6-3 on aggregate up when we came back...

Real Madrid vs Manchester United 2003 UEFA Champions League quarter-final second leg 💀 Were you there or did you just hear the legends about it?

@Utdbeni It’s not positioning exactly, he has to work on his feet. To be ready at the right moment

Honestly I want to ask a genuine question, why does Lammens stands still each time a player finesses a short? He did same against Aston Villa and Rodgers scored twice against us. He needs to work on his positioning because if he wants to dive for every short he’s going to find it very difficult in the Premier League.