DoctorWho?

you may go and thank your lucky stars that I have not eaten you yet❤️‍🔥

@PristineEdgexxx of course I will... 😂

I got traditional braces today. Will you still think I’m pretty?

I wasn’t wearing any panties 😏

@blkblssm OMG i love how she cares about us so lovely 🥹

Pristine Lore: Once upon a time I was 20 years old and dating a guy. Just the dating phase. My bestie texted him on April Fool’s Day, unbeknownst to me, that I just found out I was pregnant and it had to be his. Naturally he texted me to confirm. Confused as hell, I told him that I absolutely was not pregnant. He then told me that his ex was 8 months pregnant with his child. It was, in fact, NOT an April fools day prank. 🫠

What are your thoughts on soft core porn?

The Earth is beginning to spin faster

What’s a skill you learned as a kid that’s completely useless now but you still show off sometimes? 💭

What do you have too much of?

No two lips are the same

The acid in your stomach is actually strong enough to burn through your skin

Tell me more about this fantasy of yours.

Quick! Go look at the moon. 💕

When you snap your fingers, the sound is created by your middle finger hitting the palm of your hand, not by the friction between your thumb and middle finger

I think the stewards decision was correct. Reasoning was a bit funny.😄 "We looked into whether Car 16 remained on track at T12. The available evidence was inconclusive. Both team representatives were in agreement that there was no clear evidence that Car 16 had left the track."

Plants can sense when they’re being eaten

@blkblssm of course not. They have their own tribe called the devil´s den

if the saint smiles while she sins, is she still a saint?

@UberFacts God had to pee but he forgot to invent the t o i l e t #easyAsSundayMorning

Despite scientific theories, we don’t know for sure where Earth’s water came from

@blkblssm @lenatheplug i ordered pizza for tonight and rented Titanic. Will you come over?

best caption wins ✨ (don’t be shy, i can handle the heat) @lenatheplug