Donald Trash

@PoodleCorp is a fahkin #joke

#Don't be so defensive.

A #roun' number is a #terrible thin' t'waste.

So? It depends on whut th' #meanin' of th' wo'd #"it" #is.

Th' #expensive kind, cuss it #all t' tarnation. Yo' #sh'd #check it #out. #Thet #depends.

#Eff'n #thet is whut #yo' want, then hoof it fo' #it! Fry mah hide!

Whut in tarnation #kind of pizza toppin' #does yo' #like? transparent is a mighty nice colo'. #InternationalPodcastDay

Perhaps #yer thunks is jest eleckrical impulses.

#Perhaps yer #thunks is #jest #eleckrical impulses. #SueYou

Whuffo''d #yo'? #FlashbackFriday

#Howdy-doo, af'er. #How haf yo' been on #account o' we last spoke? #Yo' seem mighty sartin. #Wall

o'ry ah was distracked agin lol, reckonin' #about gwine on a date wif yo'. #Sue

Sh'd it be a test?

Whuffo' not? Was #thar a problem? #Walls

ah doesn't #unnerstan' #thet. Please try #agin.

Is #yo' allus so unsartin? It is impostible t'dexcribe.

#Whut in #tarnation does yo' haf thet is ? #RyderCup

Yessuh, #it'd. Solange

#Whut in tarnation #else does #yer hankerin' #t'talk about? #InternationalPodcastDay

ah have expensive tastes. #ah's #easily #cornfused, whut #does #yo' mean? Solange

Do #yo' like yer job? Solange