Guillotine Fantasy Football Coach

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Guillotine Fantasy Football Coach

@DontGetLast

Twitter Acct for the Don’t Get Last Guillotine Podcast — Commissioner of the @fantasygazette_ Memorial Guillotine League (may he rest in peace)

เข้าร่วม Kasım 2023

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Guillotine Fantasy Football Coach@DontGetLast·31 Tem

I GUARANTEE you will have more fun playing Guillotine Fantasy Football than in any other format of fantasy football you have ever played in! Juicy waiver wires every week, 2x trades as you’re used to, zero inactive teams. Not a threads guy but if you don’t believe me… (1/🧵)

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Guillotine Fantasy Football Coach@DontGetLast·25m

@FFMikeKash @4WhomJBellTolls Why did you let @4WhomJBellTolls have the first 6 picks?

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Mike Kash@FFMikeKash·1h

I locked @4WhomJBellTolls in the office until he agreed to pick a running back Who’s team is better?

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Guillotine Fantasy Football Coach@DontGetLast·34m

@lukesawhook “Live now: President Trump Orders McDonald’s” is all-time

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Luke Sawhook 🪚🪝@lukesawhook·1h

I absolutely love that some woman next to him wearing a shirt “DoorDash Grandma” is in this clip

Headquarters@HQNewsNow

Q: Did you post that picture of yourself as Jesus Christ? Trump: I did post it, I thought it was me as a doctor. It's supposed to be me as a doctor, making people better. And I do make people better

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Guillotine Fantasy Football Coach@DontGetLast·1h

Guillotine mentioned!

★★❔𓆏🥞✨wend@Imjaebabie

this is a guillotine grade caption tbh

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Guillotine Fantasy Football Coach@DontGetLast·2d

@ChuckFBass Me sliding on Chuck after his wife finds his twitter and divorces him

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Chuck Bass@ChuckFBass·2d

Mike Vrabel sliding through all these allegations unscathed. x.com/cutest_animal1…

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Guillotine Fantasy Football Coach@DontGetLast·2d

@Ihartitz What if Ian Hartitz is elected president of Belgium

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Ian Hartitz@Ihartitz·2d

What if Dontayvion Wicks goes for 1,500 yards this season?

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Guillotine Fantasy Football Coach@DontGetLast·3d

@DFF_Dynasty This is very true. Had a friend with big ass fingers hit draft when he was trying to scroll a couple years back. Possibly the only league where Jaylen Wright was a first round pick

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Dynasty Football Factory⚙️@DFF_Dynasty·3d

Dynasty Rookie Draft pick value varies depending on which manager owns the pick.

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Guillotine Fantasy Football Coach@DontGetLast·4d

@FFMikeKash

Guillotine Fantasy Football Coach tweet media

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Mike Kash@FFMikeKash·4d

Needed a QB3, had some extra WRs Chat how’d I do

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Guillotine Fantasy Football Coach@DontGetLast·5d

@FFDynastyGrill About this time last year I had a disagreement with a friend about Shedeur. He was a Steelers fan and thought they’d draft him. I didn’t want to lose a bet if some team made a bad pick so instead bet him 100 dollars that sanders would not make a pro bowl in his first 4 seasons 😔

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The Dynasty Grill@FFDynastyGrill·5d

Remember this time last year when Shedeur Sanders was a 1st round lock? 😂

GIF

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Guillotine Fantasy Football Coach@DontGetLast·3 Nis

@mibpj2 If she can block the release of the files she can block any 3-tech’s release just as well

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MIBPJ@mibpj2·3 Nis

@DontGetLast Too woke (or maybe too anti-woke). In either case, the world just wasn’t ready for my tweet smh

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MIBPJ@mibpj2·3 Nis

Any chance she can play guard? I haven't watched the tape, but the fact that she was fired means she won't be included in the comp pick formula.

New York Post@nypost

Pam Bondi speaks out for the first time since getting 'you're fired' treatment from Trump trib.al/WCRA52L

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Guillotine Fantasy Football Coach@DontGetLast·1 Nis

@blaiden What streaming platform do I need to give 8 dollars to so I can watch it?

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Blaiden Kirk@blaiden·1 Nis

Everyone will be tuned in to Monday’s ACTUAL main event: my ACL surgery

Stephen A Smith@stephenasmith

Which team will win the Men’s NCAA Championship title on Monday, April 6th?

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Guillotine Fantasy Football Coach@DontGetLast·1 Nis

@YZR_Fantasy Scheduling the tweet now

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Akash@YZR_Fantasy·1 Nis

How soon will we see some uncreative sports page post something like “when my wife asks me how many beers i’m gonna have on Friday night”

Giants Nation Show@GiantsNationPod

Isaiah Likely will wear #9

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Guillotine Fantasy Football Coach@DontGetLast·31 Mar

@FFMikeKash Yeah this bangs

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Mike Kash@FFMikeKash·31 Mar

Cam Skattebo seeing a telephone pole or a defender

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Guillotine Fantasy Football Coach@DontGetLast·27 Mar

@CoopAFiasco @FFjunkie_ Might be a good sleeper pick!

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Andrew Cooper@CoopAFiasco·26 Mar

In three years of college, Jeremiyah Love did not allow a single sack in pass protection on 128 reps. He fumbled one time on 495 touches - and he recovered it himself.

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Guillotine Fantasy Football Coach@DontGetLast·26 Mar

@FFjunkie_ Elijah Sarratt will out produce every fantasy football content creator on this site

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sneakin' into day 2 ⚒️🇵🇸🔻@FFjunkie_·26 Mar

the universe of things in the nfl/fantasy that can be said with high confidence or certainty is much smaller than many ppl think... most certainty is unjustified...

I Don’t Watch Film (Football Analytics)@NoFilm_Analysis

Elijah Sarratt will outproduce every single receiver on this list in the NFL

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Guillotine Fantasy Football Coach@DontGetLast·26 Mar

@FAmmiranteTFJ @JeffNadu I feel like there are already enough YouTube channels that talk about the Yankees

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Frank Ammirante@FAmmiranteTFJ·26 Mar

@JeffNadu Best of luck!

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Jeff Nadu@JeffNadu·25 Mar

I am working on a separate YouTube channel from the Sitdown that will focus on terrorism, global conflicts and international organized crime. It will feature history and also ongoing stuff today. Hoping it will be out within next month.

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Guillotine Fantasy Football Coach@DontGetLast·26 Mar

The towers clearly collapsed under the crushing weight of not being able to play guillotine fantasy football

Daniel Prinsloo@Daniel7Prinsloo

It's 2026 and people really belive a plane took down the towers. Wild

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Guillotine Fantasy Football Coach@DontGetLast·26 Mar

Heartwarming to think that my pastor remembers my name and would recognize me anywhere the same way I would recognize Dexter McCluster ❤️

Matthew Coller@MatthewColler

@Ihartitz you remember Ohio State second string tailbacks from 2008, right?

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Guillotine Fantasy Football Coach@DontGetLast·26 Mar

@lukesawhook Engagement posts hit the tl like 6 months ago and you know what ? Fair

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Luke Sawhook 🪚🪝@lukesawhook·26 Mar

This is the best day of my life Survivor on at 8 Yankees on at 8 Fantasy baseball draft at 8

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Guillotine Fantasy Football Coach@DontGetLast·24 Mar

@lukesawhook My friend once said “yall might think this is a little early but I got a good feeling” and drafted him in R5. The next wr taken? Cooper Kupp. In 2021

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Luke Sawhook 🪚🪝@lukesawhook·24 Mar

Yall used to be on this app convincing me Laviska Shenault was the next Deebo

Felix Sharpe@sharpereview

Bro - this is a sick WR core for a UFL team

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