
Raspberry Donut
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Raspberry Donut
@DonutRaspberry
Gamer/Youtuber/Twitch Streamer. 38, Native American, Mexican, White. ADHD, Neurodivergent 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 No DMs please. Ask permission first.







OMG ! How infuriating! 911 Operator: Ma’am, I understand there’s an emergency… but first—what’s his favorite color? Caller: “WHAT?!” 911 Operator: Stay with me. What size jeans does he wear? Skinny? Relaxed fit? This is critical. Caller: “HE’S LITERALLY—” 911 Operator: Ma’am, I cannot dispatch help until I know his Instagram handle. Is it private or public? Verification matters. Caller: “ARE YOU SERIOUS?!” 911 Operator: Very. Also, how many eyelashes are on his left eyelid? Not the right—focus. Caller: “HE NEEDS HELP NOW!” 911 Operator: And I need answers, ma’am. What’s the mileage on his car? Last oil change? Favorite fast food order? We’re building a profile here. Caller: “OH MY GOD—” 911 Operator: Ma’am, please stop crying and be useful. Does he prefer Pepsi or Coke? Blood type? Zodiac sign? Rising moon?? Caller: “SEND HELP!!!” 911 Operator: I will, as soon as you confirm—does he still have a VCR? Anyone in the home with a fax machine? Backup landline?? Caller: “THIS IS INSANE!” 911 Operator: Ma’am, calm down. Panic doesn’t help. Now… what’s his WiFi password? And spell it slowly. Ridiculous!! Smh


















