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JakeFromVShojo
JakeFromVShojo@soraya_rando·
@ogorlyog @Thedrivenman How? You are really dumb but then again im speaking to a bot with no type of creative skills nor communication other than what you are programmed
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Dawn Baker
Dawn Baker@DBakerBook_girl·
@queenie4rmnola As a white person, I agree. Us old bitter mayo buckets need to just…honestly not exist. I hate being white and associated with the assholes who are hateful and stupid…
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Dr. Allison Wiltz
Dr. Allison Wiltz@queenie4rmnola·
White people don't have the authority to tell Black people what is or isn't racist.
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Doug
Doug@DougFromNBC·
@charmpp101 @_6signxxx When does half of my hand go into my mouth while eating a sandwich or slice of pizza?
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champ
champ@charmpp101·
@_6signxxx racism is so funny because white people eat with their hands all the time (pizza, hamburgers, fries, chicken, etc) but when they see brown and black ppl doing it all of a sudden it’s something unknown and barbaric to them
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Doug
Doug@DougFromNBC·
@_6signxxx Show me where people are repeatedly putting half their hand in their mouth while eating a slice of pizza or anything else you listed.
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Terrance
Terrance@Terranc75778327·
@found_it_funny Come say it to my face then 2462 w hillview dr fytb u pussy ass white crackers aint gone do shit but type and complain yall scared of black people and we know it all u racist bitches in these comments wont say shii to a black person irl and them facts
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I laughed@found_it_funny·
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Doug
Doug@DougFromNBC·
@MrJohnson041786 @alphafox Someone got hurt and sued so they went and got one to keep it from happening again.
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Ligma Johnson 🇺🇸
Ligma Johnson 🇺🇸@MrJohnson041786·
@alphafox It's a decision from corporate, not the employee. He will probably be fired if he doesn't use it.
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AlphaFox
AlphaFox@alphafox·
Chick-fil-a worker uses mechanical hoist to lift a 20 pound bag of trash into the dumpster. Is this just weak stock or a good corporate idea to save people’s backs?
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Papshine
Papshine@papshine_t·
@hy_wemmy You women really go through a lot... monthly periods, pregnancy, labour, postpartum recovery, and still carrying the responsibilities of being a mother and a wife... you truly deserve more recognition and support than you usually get.
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Whemïmor
Whemïmor@hy_wemmy·
Getting stitches in your v@gina to push out a baby for a man who wants to go 50/50 on bills? Nah I’ll pass
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Doug
Doug@DougFromNBC·
@that_girldivy Women and accountability dont mix. 😆
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Divine
Divine@that_girldivy·
Men are primarily the cause of women entitlement but we are not ready for that conversation
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Inspirenaire
Inspirenaire@Inspirenaire·
She wasn't playing with y'all!!! This is insane!!
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Doug
Doug@DougFromNBC·
@JohnnieMarussi @LoudOutside To be fair, since they were staying there im not sure that would apply. Its not like they were staying somewhere down the road and their kid came on over. They just went out the back door and entered the pool. A fence wouldn’t have made a difference in this case.
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Manox
Manox@JohnnieMarussi·
@DougFromNBC @LoudOutside Sweden has that as a law, where i am from. No fence and someone drowns, its on the owner. Me as a parent, she should know better than sleeping with the chance of a little kid sneaking out without locking the doors.
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Doug
Doug@DougFromNBC·
@dissidentwest The Boondocks calls it a Nigga Moment.
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Dissident West
Dissident West@dissidentwest·
Not being able to conceive consequences has to be such an insane way to go through life. Literally any minor thing can set you off into making a decision that destroys your entire world or ends it entirely within seconds.
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Doug
Doug@DougFromNBC·
@realMaalouf Toss some bacon in there and walk away.
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Dr. Maalouf ‏
Dr. Maalouf ‏@realMaalouf·
You see this sign at your workplace. What’s the first thing that comes to mind?
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Doug
Doug@DougFromNBC·
@DesireeAmerica4 You just know corporate implemented this after someone tweaked their back and then tried to sue.
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Desiree
Desiree@DesireeAmerica4·
A Chick-fil-A employee using a mechanical lift to throw away a single trash bag just sparked a massive culture war. ​Blue-collar workers filmed it from above, laughing and saying modern men have gotten completely soft. Half the internet agrees, bragging about slinging 50lb boxes into trailers by hand all day. ​The other half says Chick-fil-A is brilliant. Fast-food trash is incredibly heavy, and this machine saves employees' backs while preventing massive workers' comp lawsuits. ​Are we becoming a weak society, or is this just smart corporate safety?
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nick
nick@nickryancnmt·
@Hero_OfThe_Day Dad's can step in at this age. My kid wouldnt play if THATS what he had to resort to in order to compete
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HeroOfTheDay
HeroOfTheDay@Hero_OfThe_Day·
Watch this kid flop with no contact, hop on the ground, and GET THIS— The referee looks right at them, and calls a foul on the kid who did nothing!! What was his problem!? Which NBA players are responsible for this new flopping trend with young people?? 🤔🤔
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Doug
Doug@DougFromNBC·
@CHOW bought some dog food, paid cash, got shortchanged. Manager counted the drawer, confirmed there was a discrepancy and then said the $10 difference could “be from anything”. Yeah…10 minutes after opening.
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cxx1000
cxx1000@cxx1000yjjn·
@MasculineM7 It’s not their fault. Everyone wants to be fucked by a super tall dude. You’ve just never imagined it before because you fear homosexuality. But if you truly did the thought experiment you’d come to the same conclusion as those dumb whores.
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Doug
Doug@DougFromNBC·
@sentinel1221 @MasculineM7 Women: If his height starts with a 5…hes not a man! Dont even treat him like a human being!!! Men: If her weight starts with a 2… Women: OMG!!! Thats sooo rude how can you just say that!?! Just say you hate women!!!
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Sentinel
Sentinel@sentinel1221·
@MasculineM7 Put them on a scale, their size is also something they can control.
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Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺
Liberta Cherguia 🇪🇺@MbarkCherguia·
This is your friend's child in your house and his mother says"leave him,he will cry if you stop him". What will you do?
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