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🚨🇪🇺 RUMORS: ORBÁN VS URSULA Talks are heating up that Viktor Orbán could run against Ursula von der Leyen for EU Commission President. Big plot twist. Brussels won’t like this one.

🇺🇸 PRESIDENT TRUMP: IRAN HAS AGREED TO NEVER CLOSE STRAIT OF HORMUZ AGAIN. Good for markets 🚀

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JUST IN: Oil prices crash to $82 — down 10%.

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🚨 BREAKING: The STRAIT OF HORMUZ is OPEN President Trump WINS! "IRAN HAS JUST ANNOUNCED THAT THE STRAIT IS FULLY OPEN AND READY FOR FULL PASSAGE." Gas about to PLUMMET! Checkmate. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

BREAKING: Iran officially reopens Strait of Hormuz

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Ross Scott from Accursed Farms testified today in the European Parliament. Scott argued that when a game reaches end-of-life, publishers should be required to leave it in a functional, playable state, such as through offline modes or private servers, without needing ongoing support or source code releases. Members of the European Parliament questioned the group on topics including the illusion of digital ownership, parallels to right-to-repair laws, and the need for clearer information at the point of sale. The European Commission is required to provide a formal response by July 27 2026.

🚨HE'S BLAMED EVERYBODY BUT HIMSELF Keir Starmer is now REFUSING to Resign He Lied to EVERYONE He Blamed EVERYONE It's over Leave You will not be missed

CRAZY: 🇪🇺 The E.U's age verification has already been cracked. A step-by-step process shows it can be bypassed in 2 minutes. No technical skills required at all.

HUGE: 🇺🇸 JPMorgan Chase says CLARITY Act is nearly DONE.

BOOM 🚀 BITCOIN HITS $76,000

EU WITCH URSULA VON DER LIAR AND HER PFIZER CORRUPTION… Romanian MEP exposes how her husband runs Orgenesis…OWNED BY PFIZER…while she funneled €71 BILLION of TAX DOLLARS into a $4.6 BILLION VACCINE RACKET. They TRIPLED THEIR FORTUNE ON PLANDEMIC BLOOD MONEY JAIL THIS WITCH

BREAKING NEWS: Eleventh scientist found dead

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