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@NationalEclipse It was great!

Today is April 8. Depending on the weather, two years ago was either one of the greatest or worst days you've ever had.

"dad, what's your favourite video on internet?"

If aliens ever came to Denver they would look around and ask to speak to Frank Azar.

fucking clanker

@_trickroom @LFauexProd Hah!

People need to honk more. Americans are so sensitive about honking and take it personally. It's just a form of communication. I rely on the person behind me to honk at red lights so I know when to stop looking at my phone.

@Rioske7 @Enezator Its a slop account.

@Enezator Why is he being referred to as "a strangers brother" - doesn't that seem weird to anyone? Like does the hero not have his own identity

An autistic boy wandered onto an unused monorail track at Hershey Park, and with no one else around, a stranger’s brother stepped in and safely got him out

Carrying a pizza in public feels like you're showing off

hahaha I literally just saw the dogs POV

I’ve been to lots of countries and tried LOTS of different kinds of foods but there is nothing better than a California Burrito

@25YearsAgoLive Damn, spoiler alert.

And they’re off! The 2001 Daytona 500 has begun. Attached is a handy guide of all the cars in today’s race.

Hii,,,, uuhhm,,, u have some mail,,,,

i love this fucking dog

@Duke_Lucas_ @MrPitbull07 Always corn! I didn't mind when a couple kernels got a little mixed in with the spaghetti.

@MrPitbull07 Corn

If you grew up in a “vegetables at every meal” household….what did you eat with spaghetti?

Cat Fucking Drinks Beer