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Happy April Fools Day.

It's weird how a significant proportion of British people despise people on benefits who are apparently sponging off the state, but love millionaires who live offshore to avoid contributing to the economy.

@liamgallagher The Cadbury finger thief has widened his swag to other biscuits it seems.

To whom it may concern MC VITIES FIG ROLLS aka THE FiGGY ONE the last couple of packets I’ve purchased there’s been biscuits missing 3 in each lane only 2 some times now 1 sort it out there’s a thief on the loose IM SERIOUS

@GarySmithJnr Probably having a chat to see if the PR/War campaign is working.

King Charles going to clean up Starmers mess I imagine. Sadly, we need America as a close ally whether we like it or not.

I’m starting to think that executives in the prem looked at the colours on their ‘breach guide’ during a long two hour meeting without sandwiches, low on energy, and wrongly determined it was Everton, deducted points. If Everton are docked points for this, I may have cracked it.

Labour's Energy Bill Cut Is A Lie. Here's The Maths Labour are celebrating cutting your energy bill. Let's be honest about what actually happened. At the Budget they said £150. Then £117. The real number is £29. Here's why. The price cap is quoted as an annual figure but it only runs April to June. Three months. After then it's forecast to jump by ~£288, wiping out the "saving" entirely. The honest quarterly saving is around £29. Labour are comparing a 3-month pro-rated cut against your full year bills and hoping you don't notice. And here's what they really don't want you to see: when Labour took power in July 2024, the price cap was £1,568. Today, after their celebrated cut, it stands at £1,641. Your energy bill is £73 *higher* than when they arrived. But that's only half the story. Today, the same day Labour are trumpeting this "cut" here's what else went up: Council tax: +£111 (average Band D, up 4.9%) Water bills: +£33 (up to £57 in some regions) Broadband: up to +£48 (BT, Virgin, TalkTalk etc.) TV licence: +£5.50 Car tax: +£5 That's £200+ in real, annual rises. Against a £29 energy saving for just one quarter. You are worse off today than you were yesterday. The press are calling it "Awful April." Labour are calling it relief. This isn't a cut in the cost of living. It's another Labour lie.

@HarrietAnn40374 @real_shirelass @Whispers2k4 Epstein & Maxwell were allegedly acquainted formally in the early 90s. He received an invite to Sandringham June & Dec 2000. 😵‍💫

@real_shirelass @Whispers2k4 Jill’s fiancé was Dr. Alan Farthing. He was subsequently appointed as a physician to the British Royal Family!

Jill Dando was going to speak out about a huge trafficking ring within the BBC and the Establishment. She knew how filthy and evil the corporation was, she knew the BBC covered up for the likes of Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris and Stuart Hall, and MI5 took her out as they didn't want to be exposed. Jill had the goods on many of them, so they had to move in quick and murderer her. The BBC should be taken down and arrests should be made. The BBC is a cesspool of swamp creatures who are involved in murdering, rape, torture of innocent children. Jill Dando wanted to save the children, like many others. But if you spoke out against the establishment and try to expose them, you get disposed of. Never forget Jill Dando.

CANCEL THE CUT

Please don't kill moles, let them do their valuable work. 💟

Same energy.

I give it two weeks before people realise that not only did they raise the ‘price cap’, energy costs are in fact increasing and will continue to do so, this is a complete lie, easily proven by any MSM journalist that has a smidgen of critical thinking left.

@JamesMelville @stephenbarr4 ‘GB Energy’? Anyone @Ed_Miliband ….? I preferred the Tories ‘life is going to be shit for poor people and the working class but we’re making big stonks so don’t worry about it lads, the national debt will be paid off in five generations’ as opposed to the gaslighting duplicity

It sounds like an April Fools’ Day joke…but sadly it isn’t. It’s Ed Miliband’s energy policy….which goes something like this…. “Let’s spend £4.5 trillion on net zero over the next 25 years. Let’s increase taxes to pay for net zero. Let’s ban new oil and gas licences in the North Sea but spaff away £40billion buying North Sea oil and gas from Norway. Let’s buy coking coal shipments worth £7.2million from Japan but ban UK coal mining. Let’s plaster thousands of acres of farmland with solar panels but spend £50million on sun dimming experiments. Let’s give huge renewable energy construction contracts to China. Lets fail to improve gas storage facilities, Let’s give Drax an estimated £1.8billlion in taxpayer funded subsidies on top of the £11billion it has already received despite Drax burning an amount of wood equivalent to 300 million trees. Let’s give £1billion this year alone to wind power companies not to generate power from their wind turbines. And let’s spend £30billion of taxpayers’ money on carbon capture machines but put pensioners, farmers and the disabled into financial peril by claiming there’s a £22bn black hole.”

@ShaykhSulaiman Yeah providing surveillance support to a country performing war crimes, bombs to another, training and support to insurgents within those countries, really puts British interests first and proves, just like his idol, he’s ‘not for turning’.

BREAKING: KEIR STARMER ON TRUMP PRESSURING HIM: “Whatever the pressure on me and others, whatever the noise, I am going to act in the British national interests in the decisions I make”.

@UKLabour Nobody can afford a home to stand in, or the running costs for said standing up at home. Billions for bombs. Billions for PFi’s. GB Energy? How much did that cost to spad up? Enjoy your above inflation/CoL pay rise. At least with the Tories one expected to be shafted daily.

Labour will always defend British interests abroad and stand up for you at home.

@sharma_views He’s lying. He’s sent support to the Middle East, he’s not called for energy companies to stop profiteering, he’s opened the door for US health insurance & private care to slow sunset the NHS. Homelessness is up, child poverty increased, money for bombs & US business.

🚨 BREAKING: UK 🇬🇧 PM Keir Starmer gives sleepless nights to Trump REPORTER: Trump 🇺🇸 says US won’t back the UK anymore. How seriously do you take that threat? STARMER: Won’t change my position. I serve British national interest. Whatever the noise. UK FINALLY FOUND A SPINE 🔥

@SeddSezz It wasn’t a democratic vote, It was a forced vote based on smears, lies & foreign interference. They stopped immigration from EU countries to go for cheaper labour outside the EU. It isn’t rocket science, maximise profits whilst undercutting indigenous workforce by outsourcing.

🚨WATCH: Starmer wants to rejoin the single market He tells Jessica from the Guardian that he will collaborate more closely with the EU on an “economic” basis. He is UNDOING a democratic vote without a mandate. As with Digital IDs, rejoining the single market was not in Labour’s manifesto. We are witnessing an authoritarian government in action!

@AVMikhailova @ionafyfe This is aging well..