ElizabethConstantine

The airport is such an interesting place to people watch...

Throughout this whole wedding process I have learned that while Amanda has sucked up all the attention, I'm still my parents favorite child.

Bribed the lady at city hall with Chipotle to waive the late fee on my parking permit #itworked #chipotlemakestheworldgoround

What I really should give up for lent is G chatting at work

Uber driver is saying she's hip... Mind you I'm riding in a PT cruiser right now

It's 3:08 on a Tuesday. That's a sad reality.

I'm embracing this snow. Because in a week I'll be burning in Mexico #bachelorettetrip #ballsinmyface #newtubetop

Girl gets me

I'm confused as to how/why tank tops as dresses are still a thing?

@chanelpuke @StephanieSchwer extra dirty, two blue cheese olives?

Thank god for the ability to screen shot

But for real, haven't stopped eating at all today.

Since the entire office will be hungover today, is it ok for me to paint my nails at my desk?

I wonder if my bed thinks about me all day while I'm at work

On Sunday, anything goes

There are some goofy ass people in this city

LOL woke up at 7:09 this am, still made my usual train AND got a seat. Is today my day or what? Makeup-less, but that's besides the point.

Martinis will always make everything better 🍸