Ed Strimlan

@ThePoniExpress Welp…

If the Steelers draft Drew Allar in 250 days I think I’ll quit my job.

@lazy_puddles @chernygraf Thats a perfectly good chicken wasted smh

@chernygraf @EdLaughsAtYou I know you didn’t throw this.. 🤭

who the fuck threw rotisserie chicken on the ice 😭

@DarrigoMelanie @billpeduto Money cant vote, people vote.

Translation: Trump won’t regulate AI — so the AI industry is spending $100 million to buy elections to help him. Billionaires buying elections will always be a bigger threat to elections than the 66 non-citizens who cast ballots over the last 25 years.

@lazy_puddles That was fucking insane

It’s always a BEAUTIFUL day when Duke gets knocked outta the tournament 🥳 #marchmadness

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@Pirat_Nation @lazy_puddles

Trash Day has been announced. Co-op adventure game where you and your friends play as raccoons scavenging junk. Made by ex-Rocket League developers. The game supports up to 4 players online and is coming to PC via Steam.

@lazy_puddles @greg16676935420 This is the first tweet from greg i cant stand behind 😂

@greg16676935420 @EdLaughsAtYou isn’t your phone on this 🤔✌🏼👋🏼😂

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first since you’re all so eager

@marklevinshow The fuck we do

Over 90% of MAGA supports Operation Epic Fury and our alliance with Israel freebeacon.com/national-secur…

@me_when_irl @lazy_puddles will except i was done at 330 and its 5 😂

@lazy_puddles @ASo1omons 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@ASo1omons @EdLaughsAtYou when you do your CPR training I want you to think of this 😂

For those that have never had training, here's a good video showing how to perform CPR.

@Whotfismick Its in the games code to do this so you can replace destroyed cars you have im pretty sure

10 seconds after you find a rare car in GTA

@iTheWolfman @lazy_puddles

I can't stop laughing 🤣🤣

@CNviolations @lazy_puddles

Love it! 🤣

@AMAZlNGNATURE @lazy_puddles the tongue action on these is insane

Fundamentally unserious species

@lazy_puddles @PlanetOfMemes We could have made the lid video, that woman could have been famous. With her kid looking into my soul

@PlanetOfMemes @EdLaughsAtYou there are a ton of videos like this and NOT ONE is a red plastic lid 😭

Your chances of being attacked by a circular cattle watering trough are very low, but never zero.

@TheLucyShow1 POV OK Grocery rn @lazy_puddles

@CheeseheadBrian @lazy_puddles

@lazy_puddles @PlanetOfMemes That cart had a fucking tracking device on it stg

@PlanetOfMemes @EdLaughsAtYou could you imagine if it was a red lid 💀

Your chances of being attacked by a shopping cart are extremely low, but never zero. 🛒 🦈

@akafaceUS @lazy_puddles

Every.. Single.. Time. 😂

@lazy_puddles @DreyfusJames That lady bouta park at the tire shop and ask for a carry out stg

@DreyfusJames @EdLaughsAtYou

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